#psych student problems

[ashocean]

{2/100 days of productivity} 

 psychology revision - resistance to social influence (feat. my half-empty cappuccino. it's been a long morning...)

[psychnerd47]

Even Snape finds my professors lectures horriblely boring

[heavensarcher]

Do you ever get asked to define what "self" is and realise that you just don't....really...know...exactly...Like you have vague ideas and concepts. But can you define it.

[mentalmountain]

When you can already see your therapist voice starting to come in

[haveyoumetmythief]

The ethics of taking a wild squirrel is not what we're discussing here

My Psych professor, trying to get the conversation back on track

[autumnophile]

My christmas list:

1. to pass statistics 

2. to have a better job after I finish my degree 

3. to get 50 in statistics

4.to pass statistics 

[harmonicsandbloodstains]

Don’t date me. You will tell me things about your life and I will profile you to my roommates for fun.

[psychstudentstudy-blog]

so my sister texts me last night and i decided to mess with her a little

her: So do u get to learn how to tell if ppl are lying at uni? hahah

me: Yeah haha tell me the sitch

her: Really?

me: Yah

her: I just wanted to know. how do you tell? Thats wicked can you teach me

me: Well generally if they touch their nose and scratch their face randomly and if their voice fluctuates (generally goes higher). Girls will play with their hair, while guys will rub the back of their neck. People also blink more. And then they start making animal noises and doing star jumps. And their nose starts to grow and their limbs turn to wood. Also, regardless of gender they turn into little boys with little propeller hats. They then morph into flesh eating monsters after that.

her: hahah wtf