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Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
working with children has its hazards. for example today we were playing the quiet game and one of the kids came over to whisper something to me except he got way too close and did that overly breathy child whisper which resulted in him breathing directly INTO MY MOUTH. I literally tasted what he’d had for snack. and all you can do is go “hey remember the personal space bubble please buddy :)))” and hope that he is not carrying some sort of child contagion
I love this post especially the rat part
going on me feed
what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
DOES IT NOT STOP
i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw
tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents
not me though. im girl with tanktop
Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.
My contribution:
I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.
the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth
cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no
it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit
The Scots emptied THREE DIFFERENT BOSTON BARS OF BEER.
Including the Sam Adam's Taproom. Whose only job is to HAVE BEER.
Amazing. Stunning. 10/10
Also, thank you @crubblessnowglobe for making sure I saw this:
Australians getting fucked up on the good shit in Seattle. Top tier work.
This is cultural exchange done right
fuck with me
Superman says no gacha
all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars
i saw the comment saying that lou thought that bluey was the dad’s name and that’s how i learned that bluey isn’t the dad’s name
the DAD'S name is BANDIT and the MOM'S name is CHILI and BLUEY is their DAUGHTER and she has a LITTLE SISTER named BINGO
the preschoolers I teach when I casually ask which Bluey character is their favorite
This was a Patreon request
Thinking about the parks intern today who, mid tour, asked me if i created dashcon
Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien
