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Hired a janitor in Two Point Museum, and uh… his name… uh… his name is-
The Daily Dæme is…
005 - Onemore (oh-nay-more-ay)
She enjoys dancing, walks on the beach, and relaxing in the (otherwise empty) hot tub.
Features: Acidic, Amorphous, Toxic
Quirk: Diva
The Dæmomancer: They instantiate out of pools of muck and slime that naturally accumulates under kids’ TV studios. Flame, cold, or a household cleaning solution are best at resolving the issue before it reaches critical mass.
Prof. Lyrica: She’s whatever you want her to want herself to be, provided that’s a superb dancer and acceptable singer. Beautiful, deadly, malleable, everything needed to make a star!
Warden Parks: She’s bigger than you’d think. The pool of slime she’s ‘standing in’ is part of her mass, and she’s only person-shaped as a disguise, or perhaps a courtesy. Regardless, slime is the oldest form of life. It knows how to survive.
Sy Fife: Is Onemore evidence of an otherworldly influence in the evolution of single cell organisms? Or the result of illegal dumping by irresponsible toy manufacturers?
Dr. Entendre: Composed of six species of Blue-Green Cyanobacteria and fourteen species of planktonic algae, height variable, 150 kg. A cooperative colony organism that survives via adaptation, charisma, and the application of digestive acid and concussive force.
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"Penny pawaguchi"
(I can't spell foreign letters for shit/hj + lh)
My two children :) Jimi and Hendrix :))
Gro-Gurt
Gro-Gurt is what I call Go-Gurt with The Mandalorian advertising.
What a pun!
*insert joke about new york city and the glam awards here*
I wanted to send *hugs* and say that you're doing great hun <3 if you'd like something fluffy, how about schneeplestein playing with some sheep plushies? it's a joke me and a friend have, because sometimes Schneep autocorrects to Sheep and i find it really cute, if he were playing with something so cuddly c: i hope this is fluffy enough to cheer you up and feel free to rant whenever you need to!
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Best name of all. Well done, Roosterteeth. Well done.