Which skeleton would wear cursed looking shoes, like the high heel crocs? XD
Haha well! Stretch obviously is the group's connoisseur of cursed shoes. The drawing I did in 2020 for Inktober of him showing off part of his collection is still one of my favorites.
The man is just all about the reaction. In it for the bit. Can't stop won't stop being silly.
But that's of course the easy answer. If the question becomes who could you talk into what? Well...
Sans probably wouldn't go for shoes per se, but he would pick up the weirdest slippers with very little (if any) prompting. Slippers that look like fish, or condiment jars, or feet. The most embarrassingly ugly things he can find. Half the fun would be seeing how far he can get out of the house with them before Papyrus notices and insists he "PUT ON REAL SHOES AND NOT THOSE TROUT ABOMINATIONS."
He would love coddies.com.
Oh my god wait. Wait.
I take it back. THIS would be Sans's peak slipper.
They're loafers.















