#pwp stuff

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Random concept for the 50s murdermediabelle fic that may or may not ever happen, fuck if I know.

Charlie flirting with Alastor by saying he's giving her butterflies and then Alastor jokingly cupping her tummy, and she slowly pushes his hand lower and bats her eyes at him and says that the fluttering in her tummy is a little lower. And then just straight up finger fucking at work. Alastor is so smug and proud of himself for manipulating such an innocent little belle.

And then he walks in on her doing the exact same thing to Vox in his office because Allie isn't special or a mastermind, Charlie's just slutty and has a series of lines that ALWAYS work on shithead men. She needs DICK. Multiple times a day goddamn it

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Desperately trying to figure out if the position I have in my head for a radiohuskerdust fic actually makes sense

I miss Husk being a dumbass and Angel being an amazing top. Al's just really drunk and happy to be the center of attention

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Anyway Alastor and Husk playing Russian Roulette while fucking. Ft Al calling Husk's dick small and then immediately having a narcissistic meltdown because Husk called his pussy loose in retaliation.

*sighs sadly* man.....I'm so sad over a few mean comments judging me for my kinks and art. *sigh sigh* now I just feel so awful about my ideas how will ever share anything nowwww *sighhhh* clearly the only solution is to write skull fucking *sighhhhhh*

This fic was gonna go in that backstory au idea I had and never did anything with (I've been kinda thinking about again) but I decided to just do a oneshot because writing hard and I am not good at sticking to long form fic lmao

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Consensual bitching that involves castration and being tied to a mating mount for 10 hours to sufficiently empty the alpha's balls and deflate the knot so it can be more efficiently cut off send tweet

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Me, slowly dying from exposure to the elements (my hobbies): I'm almost done I'm almost done- oh hey 69 nice...aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I've been informed by a few people that this is unnecessary due to Pornland Logic saying whatever the position is, it works™™™. But I've straight up read fic before and gotten confused about what's happening and who's where lmao. Also I just want to try and convey the weird ass position Alastor decided was good for riding. 50% of the reason he's a pillow princess is because otherwise he's a sleep paralysis demon top. Husk needs to get a life alert. Anyway. Fic is currently at 14k and I only need like 2k more to be donneeeeuhhgyhgh

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Me describing Alastor giving head:

Its been almost a whole year since I posted my darling true and in that year.....I did not finish it💖💖💖. At all. Or even get close. 💖. I'm basically exactly at where I was when the wip started lmao. But I've been less depressed and I've gotten some work done(pussy eating and some later violence/hatefucking).

I've been actively avoiding it because I was having uhhhghhgh lots of I Should Completely Quit Writing And Delete All My Accounts And Give Up feelings due to stress and I didn't want that to overlap and poison this wip like it did with some other stuff. I make strong associations between current emotions and whatever I'm doing. It'll just remind me that I'm depressed if that connection is made so I wanted to wait for that whole mental breakdown thing to pass first. Sooooo. I'm not close to being finished despite a whole year passing lmao

But uh. Head. Yayyyy. Can anyone tell I'm asexual, a virgin, and only became physically capable of an orgasm about 2 years ago lmao?? If I just add enough weird prose maybe I'll district everyone from the fact that I clearly don't understand what this is actually like

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New radiohusk fic drop!!!! Midnights In October

Main CW: death, woundfucking, "unconscious" sex, dd stuff. But its at the end and can be skipped if people don't want to specifically read about Husk's dick straight up in Alastor's head.

First fic of the year. Only took me like a year and a half to actually finish something lmao. I love my bastard cat husband and his bitchy deer wife.

Bonuses:

I tried to make a thing to show the fuckass sleep paralysis demon position Alastor gets in while riding Husk in posemyart lmao

AND. The specific reference for Alastor's panties in this fic. I was trying to look up some period accurate tap shorts references, and found this ADORABLE heart shaped lacy panties from 1930s. The website also had really cute and fun cat themed showgirl outfits which immediately detailed me into a charlastor vagas au lmao but thats for a separate time and if I even finish it.