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Arson-K | They/it | Asexual | Autistic✨ | Selectively Mute(not rude, just terrified all the time lmao) | 21+ | MDNI | Pro-ship | My whole blog is a Dead Dove warning, lots of pwp/cnc/freak shit | ao3 link
Devotly insane about radiobelle/radiohusk/radiostatic, and Alastor deer pussy truther✨
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Bsky but I'm not super active there
@urproblematicfav-arsonk is my main
My whole blog is basically one big dead dove warning. I still try to tag/cw, but its basically the only thing Im into, so go exploring at your own risk.
Ask box is always open, but there's a 50/50 shot I'll either have no idea what to say due to being dumbbb, or I'll go on a nearly 2k word rant, there is no inbetween lmao. Im either mute or got "can't shut the fuck up" disorder. (If I've ever ignored you or was rude, chances are I just got scared. Its like an animal thats more afraid of you, than you of it situation.) It turns out theres severe mental repercussions to not talking to anyone for a decade, who'd a thunk.
I technically have other interests but the only thing Im rlly gonna post about is hh ¯\_(:/)_/¯ Too cursed with thoughts of Alastor's asexual pussy.
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Tag system, misc whatever info that I decide to add↓
If you're coming from my ao3 and are wondering what the fuck is up with me oversharing about my clit, I did a whole post documenting all that for my dicks first birthday lmao.
Here's my incoherent HH ship chart + ship propaganda if anyone wants to get a vibe for what's wrong with me. The answer is everything💖💖💖
My tag system is kinda garbage but its better then what my main account has going on. Which is literally nothing lmao, it's a dumpster fire over there.
Pwp stuff: For anything nsfw related. Posts, hc, wips.
Fic stuff: Mostly for random things that aren't actual wips or hc. Like scrapbooking or whatever the fuck lmao
Fic wip: Wips, snippets, screenshots of the development of whatever thing I'm doing.
I try to give all my ongoing wips a nickname (like My Darling True being preachers daughter fic) so if you find a wip that you don't wanna look at you can block that specific tag. I do not have a good system for this yet lmao.
Hh stuff: Hazbin Hotel related stuff that I don't necessarily want to have going in main tags just for rant/ease.
Rant tim: Anything ranty or bitching related.
Main reblog: Anything I reblog from myself from my main that I think could go here too just for funsies.
Personal stuff: Anything non-fandom related and about me. Cat pics, selfies, whatever.
Atropa inspo: Technically tied into the show lion au fic, but I use it just as a fic inspo tag in general.
Show Lion!Au: Anything for my specific Charlie au and overhaul fic timeline stuff.
Fic Scrapbook: Anything for irl projects in relation to my fic. Specifically rn its for My Darling True irl version of Charlie's bible planner I'm making for some reason.
I'll probably add links to pretentious lore posts at some point for achieve and ease, but I don't wanna rn cuz lazzy
I wonder if at this point, based off my past behaviors with my writing that when I say "omg it would be so funny if al and husk cucked vox by showing off baby bumps and having lots of kinky sex"
What I'm actually saying lmao is:
What if Alastor was forced to confront his internalized transmisogyny and his belief that he'll never be a real woman since he can't properly have babies after he miscarries. And the subsequent trauma of dealing with post partum depression/psychosis. And what if Husk had to really see how much he ignored with his wife back when he was human, and how his neglectful behavior is directly tied to her eventually killing herself. And how DEEPLY violent his pregnancy fetish is because keeping a woman pregnant for 3 years straight is legit abuse. And how Husk doesn't want to repeat all that with Alastor no matter how much he gets off on it or how much he wants to avoid the fallout of dating/having a family with someone with severe mental illness. And Alastor struggling to cope with the fact that he's just like his mom and his refusal to accept love and help is disrespectful to her memory, because she never got the opportunity to have someone truly be there for her after her difficult pregnancies.
But ya know
Also
Uh
Cuck vox right
Let's make fun of Vox for not gettin Allie prego
Hah right
Funny
Is this predictable from me yet lmao?? I feel like after Mermaid Purse and femafterlife 2 that I'm very fucking pretentious
Man I sure do wish Alastor and Husk had a baby together.
I saw a taxidermy baby cow in a ornate snow globe and immediately went insane about the idea of Alastor getting knocked up (cuz I'm a pervert) and how cute it would be if Alastor kept Husk's kitten in a safe little jar (cuz I'm sad)
My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.
I feel like I could forcefully shove this wip into this new radiostatic week coming up but I also don't think its good enough to fit it right so ehugughgh idk.
I'll probably just post it alone later instead anyway.
Vox hyno-ing Alastor and facefucking him + new type of oral: tongue fucking
I have the most galaxy brained idea for a Alastor whore au with radiostatic and I wish writing wasn't hard and I had any motivation left for longfic because this would legit be one of my fav fics I've done if I ACTUALLY DID IT
Also I finished another wip I've been stuck on for like 6 months which yay. But I had like.....4 drafts of notes about me being pretentious about Why™™™ I was writing it in the first place and all that but it feels pointless and wrong™ to post any of that cuz its too late. I just kept getting exhausted by the process of writing out my thoughts and annoying artistic bullshit I never finished my drafts and now its done and like.....now what
Idk post it I guess. Probably later tho cuz I'm posting something else and I should stagger them at least a lil bit
Weird, stupid writing dilemma I keep having: I'll think about a scene for a few hours, go to work on it but see what I already written that doesn't exactly line up with the dialogue I had in my head that day and it'll bamboozle me so bad I'm thrown off and forget what I was even doing
Ok 1am concept but what about power dynamic swap omegaverse, where instead of Betas being the bottom of the hierarchy, they're at the top as the sort of Normal baseline of people unaffected by hormones and hyperpregnancy. And what if Betas were responsible for Omegas and Alphas like someone taking care of pets or...weird sex social workers. You can get your Alpha bitched or Omega spayed if you don't wanna deal with their hormonal bullshit. Or you can leave them at mixed gender daycares for socializing and/or possible breeding. Or at an Omega/Alpha only center to avoid pregnancy.
They're still like, normal functional members of society and all. They're just kinda treated like dogs when they go into heat and have a weird conservatorship dynamic with a Beta that kinda a lil bit bought them
Ok so shocker yes this is because I have another idea for the endless wip pile fuck you.
I think it would be so funny if Husk was Alastor's Beta and he leaves Allie at a Omega care center because he's a PSYCHO when in heat but then he takes him home and is like "........why is my bitch pregnant. Hey. HEY. HOW DID MY OMEGA GET KNOCKED UP WHAT. IM SUING YOU PEOPLE" like people who accident end up with pregnant dogs after daycares/play dates.
Also a concept I think is funny and arguably interesting is Husk and Val having a weirdly normal and Professional relationship. Just them hangin out in the waiting room talking about their babies. Val casually explaining how he got Vox bitched and Husk just being interested in the process and how the healing went. Husk talking about how territorial and psychotic Alastor is and impossible it is to get him an Alpha for the weekend.
The speed in which Alastor would have like 8 baby daddies after being accidentally left in a mixed gender room. My god. He is too cute and too fertile to survive. He's getting knotted by like 3 cocks at the same time help. Also Al is not, under any circumstance accepting Vox as an Omega. He's shunning him so fast lmao. Angel will happily take pussy wherever he gets it. Charlie's got a huge knot and a dream that she can cure heat-fever with her hyena clit. Alastor is not coming home with Husk with his hymen intact I promise
