this is also for that anon that asked for minewt
first to roll out of bed when the baby cries in the middle of the night newt he gets up straight away when he hears even a little noise and minho's like 'i'll do it' but newt cant help it its like a bad habit
uses strange methods to potty train MINHO omg newt's always like 'WHY CANT WE BE NORMAL PARENTS' whenever he hears minho's crazy ideas and he's like 'THIS WILL WORK I SWEAR OUR CHILD WILL BE THE COOLEST BC THEY'LL BE POTTY TRAINED FIRST'
tries to sleep in the baby’s bed newt his excuse is 'im just testing it out seeing if its soft enough and strong enough' and ends up falling asleep on it
struggles with changing diapers newt he hates to admit it but he just CANNOT change diapers hes even looked at youtube videos and minho laughs at all his attempts
panics that they’re a bad parent newt he feels like he's not doing things right and minho says 'you looked up youtube videos on how to change diapers trust me you are the best and most dedicated parent ever ok'
falls asleep trying to get the baby to sleep BOTH OF THEM like newt first tries but the baby WILL NOT go to sleep so he calls minho to help and they both tell stories and end up falling asleep while the baby is playing around who's not even a little tired
tries eating the baby food minho omg he's like 'IT LOOKS SO GOOD I HAVENT EATEN THIS SINCE I WAS A BABY OK DONT JUDGE ME' and newts like wth im judging you very hard
is hyper sensitive when the baby gets hurt newt he sits there hugging the baby saying 'its okay dont cry you're okay' and the baby isnt even crying theyre just confused and minho's says to newt 'maybe i should tell you not to cry'
baby proofs the house meticulously minho he has the most unlikliest scenarios of what would happen 'JUST IN CASE NEWT' and newt just facepalms
follows the bus on the first day of Kindergarten newt omg when they're both at the bus stop waving the bus away newt looks at minho and minhos like 'DONT U DARE' and newts like 'I NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE GOING TO THE RIGHT PLACE'
cries at the Christmas play minho omg he tries to discreetly wipe a tear and newts like 'are you crying' and minho's like 'NO I AM NOT I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE' and newt just smiles 'sure you do'
talks through the nightmares newt he sometimes sings really really softly and he doesn't care if its out of tune or anything and it works and minho's like 'do i need to have nightmares to get you to sing to me like that'