#questionable advice

[questionableadvice]

~ How She Became Beautiful, A Guide to the Cultivation and Preservation of Beauty, by Mrs. A.H. Emms, 1890

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

*deep breath*

ROMANCE SUCKS, PAT A FROG, DIE HAPPY

[yesterdaysprint]

The Wichita Beacon, Kansas, January 4, 1922

[operas-phantom]

Today I got down on myself because of my face.

So, I texted Madame Giry— she’s like my older sister —about what I should do.

I don’t know what this means, but I am going to assume she means the chandelier. Thank you for your advice, Madame Giry! I shall go do that now!

[another-hypno-toy]

oh yay i love to share

i think edging more and denying myself more is a big change you've brought out in me... sometimes i wish you'd post more about it... because i think... if I had more real-time knowledge of when you had your hands buried between your legs, i probably would have a *very* hard time not joining in... like right now maybe? please? 🫣

i would never presume you'd listen to my slutty advice, though... just trying to be a good girl

- envious fangirl

alas, i've had little time or energy for edging shenanigans these past couple of weeks. i blame the weirdness of the holidays, a rough time coming back to work, and y'know, all of the fascism.

of course, just because i've been sort of disconnected doesn't mean that you shouldn't indulge, right? i mean, it might even be more hot for you to do so, just to the thought of following someone else's lead.

or if not hotter, necessarily, perhaps just differently so. more transparent, more obvious, with less to hide behind.

who knows, though? i suppose there's only one way to find out.

[antiquesfreaks]

The mind behind the tumblr @questionableadvice joins the Antiques Freaks for a rousing discussion on the social history hidden in books and ephemera, and what hilarious and poignant gems we can uncover for our modern age—such as, maybe eating a live spider will cure your flu? (Can’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it!)

[drtwit]

Miraculous Ladybug - Miraculous Menaces AU: Kindred

Miraculous Menaces AU

Chapter Summary:

Lila and Chloe bite off a little more than they can chew when they sabotage Marinette's entry in Gabriel's design contest.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A collection of vignettes covering an AU where Chat becomes Hawkmoth's partner in crime. At first, Adrien thought that the day he found out that his father was the supervillain terrorizing the people of Paris was the worst day of his life, but in retrospect, it might have been the one change needed to save his family. Because it was also the day that both of them realized that, when they don't need to be Adrien and Gabriel Agreste, they're both fucking goobers. Follow the adventures of Hawkmoth, Chat Noir, and their reluctant assistant who doesn't get paid enough, Nathalie, as they try to navigate life as a supervillain family. And pray for Ladybug's sanity as she suffers their antics.