#quizard

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Adventures of the Quizard (Quilt Wizard) and Washcloth.

Sometimes it's fun to not worry about line quality and just dick around drawing a little guy.

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Bonus: Gamer Washcloth

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can I just say

respect the quizards (wizards who ask questions all the time)

I definitely suspect I'm neurodivergent and I have to ask extra questions for clarification constantly

or often just because I'm curious and I want to know something

I will never be rude when asking a question, or unkind, or disrespectful, or passive aggressive

and I have been put through cheese grater after cheese grater of judgement and hatred when it comes to people telling me I'm stupid for asking a question

actually no

no I'm not stupid

one day I might ask a question that starts something big, one day maybe, because that's how everything big has ever started

being forced to go to church means I had to hear things like 'listening is smarter than talking, why did God give us two ears but only one mouth?'

I was told that 'children like me' who talk loads are stupid, and the quiet children are intelligent because they listen

I don't believe the opposite, I don't think that quiet kids are unintelligent but I don't think that talking makes me more stupid

and yeah, I ask questions, so many questions

they might seem silly to some people but that's because they aren't questions FOR those people, they are questions with answers for me

and I learn

and my questions aren't silly

don't you DARE try to silence someone by making them feel like their question is silly

don't disrespect my quizards

don't even fucking think about it

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Little Baby Mans + 1(one) unmedicated wet beast for your viewing pleasure this afterevening.

Bonus slug:

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Temporary existential crisis is normal, he’ll get over it soon. 

Discarded names:

Rag

Thimble

Spawn (but pronounced “Shaun”)

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It would seem Washcloth hasn’t inherited my affinity for pyromancy. It’s okay, he’s helping in other ways. 

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Teaching Washcloth how to do chores around the kitchen and the importance of naptime (it’s VERY important). 

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Did I sleep on it wrong or do I have Actual Nerve Damage? Find out next week on: The hubris of youth and negligence for my posture habits have started to destroy my body!!!!!! :D 

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I wish to make a wizardsona. Can they only be made with dead bugs? Also can we give them different hats?

Your wizardsona can be whatever your heart desires. A pile of teapots full of moss, two raccoons in a poncho sharing a monocle, a surprisingly wise spider plant in a rollerskate, Tom the tired librarian. Honestly, go wild.

Anything can be a hat if you're brave enough.