#ram my engineer

[kinnbig]

Ram + autistic traits

[fiddlepickdouglas]

I love stoic characters. The ones who will physically come apart if they express their thoughts. Everything is given in their eyes and they're extremely clenched jaws. They have one obsession and if you show an interest they might grunt at you and check off having gotten a good grade in socializing. They're morosexual. They will pick the loudest idiot known to man and imprint on them without looking back. They fall hard. They'll commit atrocities and never explain themselves.

[bl-bracket]

Semifinals: Lan Zhan (The Untamed) vs Ram (My Engineer)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Who has the most autistic swag?

Lan Zhan (The Untamed)

Ram (My Engineer)

Voting ended onApr 30, 2023

Lan Zhan: "This man memorized all of the like 3,000 Lan rules, likes order and clear direction, doesn’t know how to talk to peers, struggles with expressing emotions"

Ram: "Even being nonverbal most of the show he still has his 'pls leave me alone' energy but also he hyperfixates on doggos which is very wholesome and even though he's distant, as soon as you become his friend he's like 'well that's it, I will now protect you from everything'"

[quodekash]

my engineer incorrect quotes to try and fill the ramking shaped hole in my heart

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King: Hey Ram, can you give me the opposite of these words? King: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Ram: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Ram: The fucking satisfaction. 

(this happened. this was the scene near the start where king texts ram and waves to him and tries to talk to him and ram picks up his phone and leaves to go see his brother. king loves rickrolling and thats canon because i said so)  —- —-

Duen: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Ram: Why not? Duen: Because I don't know what they mean. 

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King: Hey, what’s your Netflix password? Ram: ihopeyoudie King: Thank you!

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Duen: I drink to forget but I always remember. Ting: You're drinking orange juice. 

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King: Ow! Ram: What’s wrong? King: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Ram: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Thara, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like. 

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Ram: If I die, you can have what little I own. King: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Ram: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. King: King: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again. 

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Ram: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Bohn: Those are Pokemon cards. Ram: You got a magikarp. Bohn: … Ram: It means 'fuck you'. 

(this is essentially what happened for like. half the show. up until the end of the fight between bohn and ram) —- —-

Ram, after watching King get shot by someone: You’re dead. You are very dead. When you are a corpse I will hack away at your flesh and eat you raw. King: Ram, I’m not dead yet. Ram: Let me have my moment of rage to avenge you. King: I’d prefer it if you didn’t let me die. 

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*Everyone is giving advice to Duen* Ting: It's okay to ask for help. Tang: You're not a burden. Ram: Murder is okay. Phu: Your feelings matter. 

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King: Are you sure Ram's even gay? He barely even looked at me. 

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Duen: All snacks are gone. Bohn: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?! 

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Ram: You’re drunk. King: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Ram. 

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Mek: Have I ever told you that you cook well? Boss: Awww, no, you haven't! Mek: So why do you keep cooking? 

—- —- Ram: You’re giving me a sticker? King: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” Ram: I’m not a preschooler. King: Fine, I’ll take it back- Ram: I earned this, back off! 

—- —- King: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes? Ram: For the dogs. King: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? Ram: They don’t know how. 

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this one is fairly short compared to my other incorrect quote compilations, but i promise, i will be back. 

also im planning to post another eclipse incorrect quotes post in like five minutes 

[marshmallord]

help it’s nearly 6am

[bunnakit]

i am so fucking obsessed with Ram pls I just need a show all about him, I don't even care if it's romantic I just need to spin him around in a little terrarium (made by King)

[captaininessantos]

Once, Ken and Big were talking about their teenage years. In addition to Ken serving coffee (and doing the best among bodyguards) he was also an actor.

*Big's reaction to seeing his boyfriend being kissed by one of Australia's best friends*

Ken: That's how we became friends!

*he thinks about what to do to Ken's friend and revenge for his boyfriend*

Someone forgot to tell Pol!

[teerayus]

Ram is a comedian, he’s a comedy legend