“ I could show you the way. “
“ It’s a whole lot easier if you do it like this. “
“ What’s that smug look for? You think you can do any better? “
“ Quick this way, before they see you. “
“ Did you mean to have that stuck to your head? “
“ Hey, you—yeah you. Can you help me out? “
“ This must be some sort of misunderstanding. “
“ You have the most beautiful eyes, I’ve ever seen. “
“ You look a little lonely. “
“ Whoa, did you see that? “
“ Could you watch where you’re going next time… asshole. “
“ You remind me of someone I know. “
“ Do you usually pester random strangers? “
“ Before this night is over, I needed to tell you something. “
“ What if I never see you again? “
“ Let me buy you another drink. “
“ I’ve killed people for less. “
“ Watch your step, you almost ruined the entire thing. “
“ You look like you’ve seen a ghost, is everything okay? “
“ Quit looking at me with that ugly mug. “
Pushes against the wall
Kisses randomly and passionately
Punches in the face
Places hand on shoulder and pretends to know
Holds both hands and stares into eyes
Scarfs down their plate of food
Hugs longingly
Drinks their drink
Spills their drink on them
Attempts to pickpocket, but gropes instead
Accidentally throws something at their head
Wipes their hands on them
Twirls into a dance
Pushes them into someone who is pursuing them
Licks cheek
Sniffs neck
Pets head like they’re a cat
Pokes nipple and grins
Steals something swiftly and tries to make off with it
Sneaks up behind them and bites their ear
