was thinking about how depending on your route vicky and lane could be considered sister-in-laws which led to these thoughts on family dinners:
david: azrael is surprisingly nice to audrey (definitely likes her more than david). goes okay until he asks when they’re having children (david tries to murder him)
war/hunger: one of them is third-wheeling. who invited shephamalum? morta is hiding under the table
astaroth: christopher keeps telling embarrassing stories. bonus points if mimi is dating christopher
dino: most awkward dinner ever. fencio and rebecca are either ignoring each other or arguing the whole time. winchesto is assigned as the peacemaker
mimi: best in-laws ever. mammon started singing hours ago and no one can stop him. eliza is face-palming, rebecca wants to leave
cain: abel definitely gatecrashed their dinner, cain is trying to get him to go away, lane has given up
malbonte: 'you had to choose that one' - rebecca and shephamalum
raphael: invites the astreans because they are their family 🥹
sorry i killed your dad club: lucifer, dmitry, anna
everyone is dead club: greg, mikael, yan, malek
the only normal ones: cassiel, felonia
