#rd-d2

[nocternalrandomness]

Star Wars art by Grimbo

[jedi-order-apologist]

Senator Amidala, Can You Please Come Collect Your Astromech?

There isn't much need for a recruitment drive for a war fought with clone troopers, but an unusual candidate tries to enlist anyway. Written for Fandom Empire Prompt Tables 2024 - Prompt: "Useful"

Based on this post I made a while ago.

Excerpt:

“Think you scrapbuckets are lost,” the recruiter grumbled. If ever a droid could be said to look taken aback, it would certainly describe this protocol droid. “Pardon me,” it said, “but the plaque outside indicated this was the Galactic Armed Forces Enlistment Center?” “That it is.” “Oh!” the droid sounded relieved. “We are in the right place, then. I am C-3PO, and my companion,” it gestured at the astromech, “is R2-D2, who insists he has a matter of great importance to discuss with you.” The recruiter just stared blankly at the droids as C-3PO turned to R2-D2 and continued, “Now, what is this mysterious matter you brought me here to relay to this gentleman? Don’t take too long; I’m sure he’s very busy and doesn’t have all day to talk to us!” R2-D2 whirred and chirped. C-3PO opened its mouth to translate, then abruptly cut off before even beginning, and whirled on his companion. “R2-D2, that’s absurd! You cannot enlist in the army!”

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[movietimegirl]

Grogu: No one will listen!

RD-D2: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something?

Grogu: R2...

RD-D2: You're a 50-year-old baby, remember?

[talokanda-forever]

It gets better!!

I know I've said this before, but THIS will truly be my undoing. 😭 The universe CAN'T be so cruel as to serve us with images like this and NOT have Tenoch become a part of the franchise. 'Bout to start a petition drive my damn self.

Pics courtesy of Tweet by @TenochVerse (via @Anymo88 from what I gather per the screenshot below)

[anakinisvaderisanakin]

FUCK. That finale. It had everything. Fucking hell, they went all out.

[slothinplaid]

Star Wars Experience™ Part 5 (aka Mom and I Watch Star Wars):

Episode VII: The Force Awakens

1. Mom already likes Poe. He's sassy, lmao.

2. BB-8!!!!!! 😭😭😭

3. Oh god. Finn is a baby. Mom: "How did he survive this long?" I have no idea. 😭

4. I know who Captain Phasma is (my wife, Gwendoline Christie), but mom doesn't and just heard her speak and was like??? "Brienne of Tarth???" Yes 🙄

5. Daisy Ridley is so darn cute

6. "Why would Finn be on blasters...he's a Stormtrooper! They can't shoot!!"

7. Oh my god...Rey and Finn are...idiots. And babies. Baby idiots. Lmfaooo

8. "Chewie...we're home." 😭😭

9. Why does everyone except for John Boyega and Domnhall Gleeson have their accents?? Unacceptable. Lmao

10. What the FUCK is up with Snoke

11. "I like Maz...she's a turtle...without a shell."

12. "His lightsaber looks like a penis."

13. I knew Han was gonna die...but fuck. Fuck!! Mom is crying too...Han is her favorite...and then Chewie going nuts because his best friend died...fuck!! And Leia...god.../:

14. R2 & BB's little wiggles at eachother 😭

15. Love how Luke doesn't say anything, just dramatically whips his hood off, lmao

May the Force Be With You, Han Solo 💙

[cupatty]

[eagc1995]

May Four Be With you : Loud version by roco340

Source: http://roco340.deviantart.com/art/May-Four-Be-With-you-Loud-version-678827321