#real event

[justnattyoblr]

This really happened trust

[asherlockstudy]

Chase: Link you have to hide under the desk for the rest of the episode. Link: *slips under the desk* Me: See, could Link find the opportunity to do something now? I just remembered this talk with an anon recently who talked about all the signals, gestures and other touches we know and they have partially confirmed they do. The problem is that he could find the opportunity to do a lot but at this angle stuff may be happening and we have no idea- Rhett: Why are you massaging my leg? Me: Ah, okay.

[mimille-chan]

me when I hear people talking about The Matrix IRL

[shatteredtrust]

Toxic ex core 💔

REAL MESSAGES FROM MY EX BTW

[asistanttothewallflower]

@ars-per-aspera : im from a city!

10 minutes earlier:

@ars-per-aspera: and then over here there’s corn, and over here there’s corn, and actually it’s all corn, just assume it’s corn unless I say otherwise

[ratalien0]

A real experience. There was a dog on the bag and she originally asked if it was dog food

[lifenconcepts]

*camera pans to the protagonist*

*camera lingers on the female love interest half a second too long as her eyelids flutter* AWH NO DAMN IT WHY!? NO PLEASE DONT KISS. TELL ME IM WRONG. NOOOOO!

*average kiss scene* *loud sobbing from the poor aspec viewer*