#red arse

[striveattemptfail]

jason:

me:

various issues of red hood and arsenal (2015-2016)

me: i'm pretty sure you're already very firmly in a partnership jason......

[spxrw]

fuck u mean nuh uh

[livingdeadvoid]

I love the idea that Roy and Jason got married for like tax reasons and because married couples can't testify against each other. But I also love the idea that Roy proposed with a ring pop.

Roy, on one knee with a blue raspberry ring pop: Jaybird, I know we aren't dating. But will you make me the happiest potential criminal in the world, and be my husband? Will you marry me?

Jason, very confused and very annoyed: What- Uh sure?

Roy, getting teary eyed: Oh I love you Jaybird!

[redrosebug]

Roy and Wally get the shovel talk from the Batfam and are scared shitless because they know what the bats can do. Bernard gets the shovel talk from the Batfam and his entire demeanor is just "Yessir, I'm going to take good care of my boyfriend. No harm will fall upon him while I'm here." He is not the slightest bit intimidated. Still thinks the Waynes are part of the mafia.

[moved-to-socialistwh0r3comics]

Roy: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance

Jason: 'on one knee proposing in the apartment they share with their daughter lian and joint bank account and double bed': don't be ridiculous your my best friend

[sun-moon-stars-jedi]

Jason: I've never had a friend before.

Roy: I'll be your friend.

Jason:

Jason: I've never had a boyfriend before either...

[hintofelation99]

Jason packing to stay at the manor for a few days, scouring his apartment for something.

Jason, grumbling under his breath: Where the fuck is it?

Checks the time.

Jason: Fuck, I'm gonna be late. Maybe I have an old one?

He pulls something out of the closet and looks resigned.

Jason: Ugh, I guess this is my best bet. God Bruce is gonna kill me.

-> Two Hours Later at Wayne Manor <-

Bruce: Hey Jaybird, I'm glad you could-

Bruce stops and looks at what Jason's holding.

Bruce: Jason, please tell me you are not using the duffle bag that once held the severed heads of drug dealers as an overnight bag.

Jason:

Bruce: For the love of god Jason I will buy you a new bag!

Jason: It's a perfectly good duffle bag! Why would I get rid of it??

Bruce: IT'S COVERED IN BLOOD STAINS???

Jason: This is why I never bring it here! I knew you would be judgemental!

Bruce scoffs: Who wouldn't be judgemental of a duffle bag covered in blood stains?!?

Jason: Roy never judges! None of the siblings judge! Oh, and you know who else doesn't judge?

Bruce: Don't say it. Don't you dare say it.

Jason: OLIVER QUEEN.

Dick, watching with Steph from the corner: Oh shit he said it.

[betterthanbatman1]

I think they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship