#redacted vampires

[heavenshers]

vaquero, vaquero, vaquero

[callumdeficiency]

Can i just say, im sorta glad Erik didnt make all the vamps like Cullen family type 100+ years old, cause it is sorta funny for them to be like

"Oh, youre a vampire? Are you like 200 years old with a castle?"

N-no- ... No, im like 50-

[pycth]

The princes of House Baz, ladies and gentlemen..

I almost forgot to post this hnghhh

To those unfamiliar with these two— Armand is the progeny of Monarch Baz’s lover, Desdemona (both owned by @angelicaether). Noah’s maker, Levi, was the former Prince. After he died, Noah was crowned in his place. We have more lore about them and their entire house soon to come~

This photo sums up their entire relationship <33

Bonus—

[102booksfan]

So I heard a certain souther vampire won two times.

[mythallia]

porter

[porters-fangs]

vampires have a thing for teeth. apparently, it comes with the territory.

even before lovely was turned, vincent found it hard to think straight when they were scraping olives from cocktail sticks with those teeth, catching his eye as they did so. he damn near choked on his drink as he watched their throat work, and oh god, did they just wink at him?

porter is transfixed by treasure’s smile. once he’d figured out exactly what it was that made them beam, he made it his mission to poke those same buttons whenever he can. and when he succeeds? the entire world falls away, and he feels his own tongue dart out to run over his fangs, staring them down like a starving man.

and don’t get sam started on darlin’s sharp canines. fuck, they’re intoxicating. whenever they get frustrated, a growl rumbles deep in their throat, and they bare those gorgeous, terrifying teeth as though to bite the head off of him. and he would let them, even if all he really wants is to- nope. no. he has restraint. for now.

[blueberrymuffinpuffin]

i hc that vampires have this weird urge to bite things. like yes for blood obviously but not just that. it’s like a weird oral fixation they just wanna chew on stuff. 

it’s the worst as a newborn, vincent’s old pillows had a fair amount of bite marks and he chewed through like a cups worth of ice per day. but even when you get older it’s still just there sometimes. 

when lovely was a newborn vincent let them bite his fingers, not hard enough to draw blood but just enough to satisfy that need to get your teeth on things. if there’s a cardboard box in vincent and lovely’s house, it’s only a matter of time before it has a few fang marks. it’s just impulse. 

[asirentail]

Do you think the vamps eyes glow in the dark...

Like I know any pupil reflects the light in the dark (both animal and human) but I mean genuinely glow

Darlin' is probably so used to Sam's that it doesn't phase them, but if they're caught off guard they may jump.

Vincent and Lovely keep managing to spook each other (they're dumbasses but they're in love, your honor)

But what if Treasure didn't know about that for the longest.

Imagine Treasure getting up in the middle of the night once and then the corner just to see Porter's eyes glowing and scared the literal hell out of themself.

Porter spent the next few minutes trying to console them and calm them down from the spook.

"It didn't help that you didn't even blink! You just sat there and stared like a cat!"