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Harry: so you must have been the responsible one, right? You kept my dad and the others in line at school

Remus, knowing he was the mastermind behind half of the pranks they pulled: yeah that's exactly what I did

Remus: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Logan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Remus: Seize the dick

James: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Peter: *looks over at Sirius and Remus*

Peter: Is it “sexual tension”?

Sirius: if you died, what would your last words be?

Remus: "finally"

Sirius: no

Janus: It's day 420 with the Light Sides and-

Remus: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST AND ANOTHER ONE GONE AND A ANOTHER ONE GONE

Roman: REMUS GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD

Logan: *loudly sobbing*

Thomas: *sobbing louder*

Virgil: *hissing loudly attached to the ceiling*

Patton: Virgil get off the ceiling, kiddo

Patton: Twins! Watch the-

crashing

Patton: stairs...

Janus, whispering: somebody please save me

Remus: your face triggers me

Sirius: could this be-

Sirius: AFFECTION???

Remus: SHUT UP-

Roman: 🎶You gotta do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a-

Remus: BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-

Incorrect quote based off of a conversation me and peach had:

*talking about hair products*

Roman: I mean mine smells like coconut

Remus: Lmao so did mine for a while but I don't really like the taste of coconut so i stopped using it so much

Roman: the taste???

Remus: yes.

Remus: the taste

Roman: i-

Roman: how are you still alive????

Remus: I have no clue :))))

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