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Keep your wits about you.
I head-canon that mod nooby is my favorite mod.
Anyways. Onto the actual head-canons. Some are just adding on to the ones I've said in a previous ask.
-> Bluudud likes to quote Technoblade.
"DANCE POTATO PIZZA BOY, DANCE!"
Bluudud will call people nerds.
"We win these" when Bluudud's minions kill someone
technobluududplane when walkspeed override
-> c00lkidd has had an object show phase (as i said in my first ask) and Animatic Battle is his first object show. c00lkidd will quote Animatic because why not?
"I SEE YOU!1! HERE I COME HERE I COME HERE I COME HERE I COME HERE I COME HERE I COME HERE I COME" (or something) when walkspeed override
"HERE'S A FUN PARTY TRICK YOU CAN DO TOO!" proceeds to set elliot on fire
"That would be… Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb! La la la la la!" when idk
-> There is a band underneath the floor that follows the killer, and they're not fun to torture, so the Spectre pays them normally.
-> 1x1x1x1 is radioactive. idk i just ran out of ideas
-> also he reads ihnmaims to cope after losing a round... definitely not me (i'm really weird, i also eat salt as i said in an earlier hc)
-> Color and Electricity is one of my favorite vocaloid songs right now!1! And I like to think c00lkidd has never eaten a lemon before, but it's still his favorite fruit nonetheless! Red is still his favorite color though. Yellow is his second favorite.
-skin-eating anon
WAWAWAWA TY!!! HAPPY WE'RE YOUR FAVORITE! please don't eat our skin /silly
bluudud quoting technoblade is so real holy shit?? like Hell Yeah he Would. to add, he'd def be dantdm's biggest fan too!! (mainly bc minecraft + blue shhdhshd)
awee c00lkidd's adorable! (< biased /j)
dude 1x4 being radioactive makes his chef skin so much funnier wtf 😭 it's like. nah he can't cook for Shit but hey if it's funny LMFOSJFJN
The Lafayette National Park was renamed Acadia National Park by an act of Congress on January 19, 1929.
"The Kennedy Center is an institution that belongs to the American people, not to Donald Trump," said Rep. Joyce Beatty, who sued over the renaming.
An appropriate birthday present for my uncle's birthday today. A federal judge ruled that President Trump and the Kennedy Center Board acted unlawfully in renaming the Kennedy Center. The judge held that only Congress can change the Center's name and blocked the planned two-year closure. I know they'll probably appeal and the story isn't over, but for today let’s celebrate a great birthday gift.
The Kennedy Center is named after John F. Kennedy, not Donald Trump.
It was originally created as the National Cultural Center in 1958. After President Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, Congress passed bipartisan legislation renaming it the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts as a living memorial to JFK.
BIG BIG BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Hello everybody...yes this is the blog that was formerly known as "clickgotheshires" now I've rebranded to lithiumlolastrikesagain.
You will still find the same funny yaps, rants, comments, and taunts on this blog, so don't fret. And anyway clickgotheshires wasn't even funny I don't know why I even thought of that fucking name (as if the new one's any saner lmao).
This is the same username of my instagram but I deactivated that. Because Insta algorithms have gotten so bad that I have to temporarily go cold turkey simply because I won't stop seeing such brutal content on the same app which is my only source of communication with almost all of my IRL friends.
Keep...tumbling? Ok mb don't actually tumble plz stay safe bub bye
was discussing this with my pookie before but after realizing how awkward it was to be referred to as "noimnotdeadyet" i decided to rename myself something easier to register as a name
i did keep the theme of jokes tho bc after spending my entire tumblr lifetime as "noimnotdeadyet" as an answer for inactivity theres no way i won't be some sort of pun/reference lol
also updated my sona & banner while i was at it o7 now yall don't gotta call me no anymore :D
It really feels like we're all in this place, oh lord (except for Louise, but that's a detail- COUGH COUGH COUGH)
Patrick wanted to say hi.
And Patrick will call John "Jonathan" from today onwards.
— @patrick-rp-askblog
You’ve made Kate confused. We *are* in this place. Unless perhaps Patrick knows something Kate doesn’t… in that case, Kate doesn’t like secrets.
Regardless, that name does seem to suit him… Kate will refer to John as Johnathan.