— whiskey's on the rocks while your sister's on my mouth!
summary: gachiakuta men doing the richman trend with you!
featuring: jabber wonger · follo tunito · august stilza · tamsy caines · enjin
now playing: richman by 3oh!3
jabber wonger!
immediately agreed to do it with you. hell, you didn't even have to finish your question since he's all in to whatever shenanigans you have. you have him watch the trend first, explaining the cues and his actions.
"'m s'posed to just pose and throw it back? pfft, easy-peasy, baby," he cackled, stretching his long limbs like he's about to run a marathon.
you rolled your eyes, setting up the camera. "oh, hush. just try to act all possessive and shit if you want—y'know, your usual antics."
honestly, you should've known better. that man not only has a sleeper build, but he can throw it back like no tomorrow. hell, he does it better than you that his part on the video was the most talked about in the comment section.
you had to block people trying to slide through his dms, while he absolutely thrived under the compliments of internet strangers.
follo tunito!
he was a bit hesitant to agree, as he's not exactly camera-ready like you were. but you reassured him that he could just block you in the video and it'll be the same.
"are you sure you want me to block you?" he asked, watching the trend on his phone.
you nodded, setting up your phone. "yup! no worries, babe. it's just a silly trend."
he nodded, going to his position. if he had to be honest, he was glad you were okay with him blocking you; he may not seem like it, but he's a somewhat jealous person. no way was he totally comfortable having people gawk at your behind like you weren't in a comfortable relationship.
still, he couldn't help but have a surge of pride when he saw the comment section being prissy about not seeing you throw it back. heh, that was all for him to see.
august stilza!
absolutely hyped that you wanted to do the trend. to be honest, he also planned to ask you about it, since he cannot just not show the world what an absolute bombshell of a partner he managed to bag. be jealous, internet strangers!
"hell yeah, baby, let's do this!" he cheered, snaking an arm around your waist to pull you closer to him.
"let's go!" you laughed, fixing your outfit—which was handpicked by august for this very trend. "ready, auggie?"
august jumped to his position, nodding as he clicked on the record button. he had the biggest smirk on his face as he did the trend, making sure to gesture towards you when you threw it back. when it was his turn, you acted the same, pointing at august with a devious smirk on your lips.
the comment section was not only praising both of your dancing skills, but also the absolute aesthetic of your couple outfit. august made sure to promote his clothing line.
tamsy caines!
you had to pester him the whole day for him to agree. tamsy was fine with it from the get-go—don't get him wrong—he just wanted to see you beg him to do it with you. he's just quirky like that. and besides, you looked so cute trying to find ways to persuade him.
"so one of us pose, while the other dance on the back?" he asked, looking at you with a raised brow.
you nodded. "yup, that's all there is to it, babe," you answered, looking him up and down. damn, he looked good. "honestly, even if you don't throw it back, people will be jealous of your long hair."
he just laughed, flipping his hair as if saying he totally agreed with you. the two of you did the trend, both having good dancing skills despite the lack of flexibility.
when the video was posted to your page, not only were people shocked about tamsy's long ass hair—they were more shocked he was a man. while he was slightly offended being mistaken as a girl, he took the opportunity to rub it on your face.
enjin!
fully onboard with the trend once he saw what you needed to do. he thought about doing it too, but decided to just film another video of his part instead of cutting yours too early. besides, he wanted to watch you throw it back more than himself.
"are ya ready, babe?" he asked, setting up your phone. he made sure to sneak in a couple of candid shots of you in your killer outfit.
"yep!" you answered. "we filming my video first?"
"you guess it, babe."
you two filmed the video with a lot of takes. mostly due to enjin missing his cues and blatantly staring at your ass while you throw it back. you had to hit his head with his umbrella to bring him back to earth.
you posted one video of him missing his cue halfway because he stared at you through the screen, a prideful smirk on his lips as if boasting that he can have you while the internet strangers could only simp. heh, sucks to be them.
i tried doing the trend but my god, my body is stiff as hell + i don't have an ass + and i cannot throw it back </3
