May 14, 2022
Deimos: when- when the imposter is-
2BDamned: (puts gun to Deimos’s head.) Don’t you finish that sentence you goddamn TADPOLE-
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Deimos: when- when the imposter is-
2BDamned: (puts gun to Deimos’s head.) Don’t you finish that sentence you goddamn TADPOLE-
S/O:WHO DA HELL PUT ITCHING POWDER IN MY LOTION!?!?!? CMON THAT SHIT IS HARD TO COME BY AROUND HERE!!!!
Deimos:*wheeze*
S/O:*looks at Deimos like the terminator*
What life could have been. (Madcom angst one-shot)
(first time doing angst, so it’s probably shit-)
Sanford stood on a cliffside. watching the world below him. the red sky of Nevada shun apon him and many others. the wind softy blowing by. he sighed. he remembered a time where everything was better, where reality was normal, hank never killed the sun, and without the improbability drives.
the sound of footsteps brought him back. he sighed. “hey, you alright San’?” an all too familiar voice asked. Sanford huffed. “yeah, just thinking.” the voice came closer. “Bout what?”
Sanford was quiet for a moment, before speaking. “thinking about how life could have been different, without all this... madness..”
he then glanced at his best friends grave. his undamaged eye had a trail of silent tears.
“and a life with you still here...” he finished quietly.
don't worry, he only fell off the fourth fifth floor.
Deimos: dude? Sheriff, slumbed on the barstool: uuhhh?? Deimos: ok drunk enough, i have a challenge for you- Jebus: deimos no Deimos: shush gramps! Jebus: deimos last time you challenged him into doing something stupid while he's drunk ended up into a trip to the hospital Deimos: don't worry about it! It's not gonna be anything bad this time! Jebus: ok, but if you get chased by a angry cowboy equipped with a sandle yelling profanities in spanish it's your fault! Deimos: yeah yeah whatever, anyways, you up for the challenge lil guy? Sheriff: uuhh huh! Deimos: *whispers into his ears* Sheriff: Sheriff: *gets up, moving towards hank* Jebus: Jebus: deimos what did you tell him- Deimos: don't worry about it it's gonna funny i promise! Jebus : oh no- ... Sheriff : hank- Hank: not not, I'm busy Sheriff: hhannkkk- Hank: sheriff not now- Sheriff: but Hank: later - Sheriff: *graps his bandana threads and pulls* Hank: OW WHAT THE- Sheriff: te exijo que me lleves a la cama~ Hank: take you in bed? What does- Hank: o h Sheriff: :) Hank: Hank: a i g h t ... *sees both sheriff and hank leaving* Jebus: so what's gonna happen now? Deimos: Deimos: to be fair i just asked him to slap hank in the face, not that Jebus: sooo?? Deimos: wait and see i guess
What happens next is up to u lol
Jeb and Deimos followed the two to HQ, the two sneaked around corners, rolled across the floor, and all that.
soon, Hank and Sheriff were in Hank's room, giggling came from the room.
Deimos had a straight face. "i really hope hank doesn't kill the guy..." Jebadiah turned to the techie. "if he doses, i will make you pay." Deimos shivered, but sighed. "whelp, nothing left to it but to do it" (if you get the reference, you're awesome)
Deimos opened the door, and what he saw, had him shocked. Jeb shook the techie. "what do you see? is there a dead body?" Deimos shook his head. "no... but, just- ga- ju-" Deimos let out a low growl. "just- take a look." he stepped aside and jeb peeked in..
"a... pillow fight?" he asked. yep, a pillow fight. and hank was winning. "they're having a pillow fight?" he replayed Deimos nodded. "pillow fight.."
"PILLOW FIGHT??!"
the two turned to see Tricky there in footie Pajamas. pillow in hand.
"uh, well- " Deimos tried to say, but the clown just rushed in. Jeb and Deimos froze, before they closed their ears.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
"IM THE KING! AHAHAH!"
"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT-"
the two winced. Deimos whined. "im sooo getting whooped tomorrow.."
(hope you enjoyed this!
tricky canonically wins, BTW ;]
And the reference was Dankpods, check him out on YouTube! he’s where i got the Deimos audiophile head cannon from.)
The founder of Demonoid, one of the most iconic torrent trackers in history, is believed to have passed away. Deimos suddenly disappeared without a trace last summer. According to information reviewed by Demonoid's staff, he was likely the victim of a tragic accident.
I don’t even know what to say. I’m just very sad.