#rivalry aus

[shittyaus]

Rivals To Lovers

A few people asked for this so here’s a longer one to include them all!

@lartenluver said: Rivals to lo Anonymous said: Rivals to lovers pls Anonymous said: Ok but childhood friends to rivals to lovers prompts pls? Anonymous said: Rivalry AUs?

as kids you were always a few inches taller than me and it always pissed me off but guess whos taller NOW

we were always neck and neck in school and the teachers want us to work together to represent the school in a contest

I’ve never met you before but we’re in the same contest and in the semi-finals together I need to win

for some reason we always butted heads, no one really knows why, but you’ve moved away for a few years and holy cow what do you mean that’s the same person

we always liked the same person so we don’t get along but they force us to hang out with each other so we stop fighting (ot+ friendly)

we’ve always hated each other but then one day you save my life like why??? I have to reevaluate my entire mindset (mostly bc I have no idea if I’d do the same if it were me, sorry pal)

we never hated each other until that one day you were an absolute ASSHOLE out of nowhere for no reason six years ago. .....What the fuck do you mean you have an identical twin who hates me

we signed up for the same cooking class as best friends but then I found out you like PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA I CANT BE FRIENDS WITH YOU NOW THIS VIOLATES MY BASIC IDEALS

I hope these work for all of you!! i’m so sorry about the last one i just couldn’t help myself

~Mod Karissa

[alphabetaus]

More alien x human AUs?? Please pls :D they're great for otp fics

i love doing these! 

(you probably already know this but i already did some over here !! )

(also if any of you use these prompt and write something, please tag me in it! i’d love to read/reblog it!)

“ok but what does this do?”“listen, this is really cute how you’re asking me all these questions but jfc stop i need to do some work.”“… what’s that?”“FOR GOD’S SAKE-”

“i know how you don’t need to sleep and everything, but please if we’re gonna share a bed can you at least pretend to sleep?”

“okay just because i’m from a different planet doesn’t mean i don’t know how to blend in.”“you just tried to dry your hair using the toaster”

“why haven’t you updated your status?”“because i don’t know how to explain to my friends that i’m dating a celestial being.”“…couldn’t you at least say it’s complicated?”

you’re the new exchange student and when i asked what country you were from you told me this country i had never heard before. so i looked it up. turns out that’s a codeword they use in area 51… o k

i taught you human swear words and you use them in really inappropriate situations… did you really have to say that at the funeral?? 

you told me that you had three hearts and i didn’t believe you so you told me to listen to your heartbeat. oh my god you really do have three hearts?? and why is your heart suddenly beating faster

i asked what you wanted to eat for dinner and to put it on the shopping list. ok i know you have ‘weird’ tastes but i don’t think i can buy an entire pig’s intestine without looking insane, where do you even find it?

to try and make you look less alien i had to make a disguise. it’s so cute how you looked so happy when you saw your new look, this is the purest thing i’ve seen all day

i had to give refuge to this runaway alien, unbeknown to the alien i’ve been paid to befriend the alien and feedback to the government about your behaviour. but holy shit, i need this money so bad but you’re honestly the sweetest person i’ve ever met and you’re not even a person

(alternatively) so the only reason i’m helping you is because i’m an undercover scientist who’s recording your actions and i’m meant to sedate you in your sleep (horrible i know) so that i could dissect you and examine your insides (it’s part of the job ok roll with it) . but now i’ve gotten to know you you’re actually the nicest person i know SO we’re running away where the rest of the scientists can never find us! c’mon it’ll be fun!! … i was hoping you’d focus on the positives

“there’s difference between making an impression and flat out telling someone that you’re not from this planet”“i think they like me though!!”“ok that is true, i think they’re into you”

you came round to my house with no warning and i thought you were a friend of mine, who knew i’m an alien, yeah i didn’t have my human skin on and you’re not my friend. i can explain!

“oh isn’t it your (insert length of time here) anniversary with Person B today?”“yeah yeah it is… we’re having dinner tonight, it’ll be great!”“you znark you haven’t told them yet have you?”

you told me you had a secret and i was made a joke that you were an alien and holy shit i was right for once

dude!! that is a cool alien costume! damn you’ve even got one of those realistic alien guns! that’s sick!

(additionally) that’s a real probe isn’t it

“you’re the cutest alien i’ve ever met” Person A laughed.“you’re the cutest human i’ve ever met” Person B replied.Taking a long sip of their coffee, Person C looked over at the couple. “It’s funny because you both know you’ve both never met a human or an alien before, yet you didn’t want to ruin the moment.”“You just ruined the moment why did you say that, Person C why?”

“aren’t aliens meant to eat people’s brains out?”“no you’re thinking of trillaxes. they’re dickheads, one of them killed my cousin.”“oh… i’m so sorry.”“my cousin was a dick too.”

“next time do you think you can refrain from explaining what the term; ‘verrecting’ is around kids.”“they liked it, i think so anyway! they found it disturbing!”“wrong word.”“no i know what that means. it was used in the right context.”“*sigh*”

[shittyaus]

Hello there! Do you have any AU ideas where a toddler or a child unites two people or two families? Most particularly two ppl who used to be rivals before? I hope this makes sense, omg, thank you so much! ❤️

I may hate you but you’re the highest rated babysitter on the local forum ugh

you go on all the school fieldtrips because you’re a sibling of a teacher and I’m one of the parents that always goes and we try REALLY hard not to bicker in front of the kids but its so difficult

whoever just yelled “kiss already” is getting left behind at the next bus stop

my kid and your kid were best friends and we tolerated each other before then but now your kid hates my kid and it’s all out war now

you’re the lifeguard at the local pool and I look away for two seconds (for whatever reason) and you have to save my kid and now you’re yelling at me for not watching them

I’m an emotional wreck now because oh my god my baby are you okay????????

we’re from rival sports teams and while I said I’d let my kid root for whatever team OF COURSE you’re their idol and they root for your team and now they wont stop throwing a tantrum until they see you

I hope these were what you’re looking for!!!!! :D~Mod Karissa

[alphabetaus]

Hi hi! Can I request some modern day witch and hunter couple prompts? Please and thank you!

aaaaaa i love this request anon 

“you’re covering for your roommate who’s a witch and to prove it, to me a professional witch hunter, you’ve decided to try and do some spells and that’s how i am currently a talking cat and if this doesn’t prove you’re not a witch i don’t know what does NO DO NOT TRY ANOTHER SPELL”

me and some other witch hunters were chasing after you and you threw a spell at us and i was the only one who got affected by it, my douchebag co-workers got scared and leFT WITHOUT ME GOD DAMNIT. but um, why did you come back??? why are you offering to clean up my injury??? listen, i don’t know if you’re new to this, but i’m pretty sure this is not how it works.

you’re a really stubborn witch hunter and ever since you saw me to talking to my cat like it was a person (spoiler: it was a person) , yet no one believes you that i am actually a witch. did you seriously think this was my first rodeo??? haha bitch you thought.

(additionally) i sWEAR TO GOD I WILL PROVE THAT YOU’RE A WITCH AND YOU’LL GET DONE FOR IT, STOP TAUNTING ME WHEN EVERYONE’S BACKS ARE TURNED I CAN SEE YOU

(even more additionally) it’s cute seeing them so angry haha, he wants to prove that i’m a witch but no one will ever believe him! … no i’m not in love with them shut up or i’ll turn you back into a cat

we’ve been going out for a little while and things were going well, that was until when i asked what your career was you stated that you’re a dedicated witch hunter who has never not found the witch… god you know don’t you

(additionally) i’m pretending i don’t know you’re a witch because i actually legitimately like you and i’m afraid you won’t want to go out with me anymore if you know

we’ve been friends for years now, every time you invited yourself over i’ve made sure that all my witchy stuff is gone, i also told you i like to have a warning prior to you coming. my roommate has grown suspicious of this for a long time, i managed to assure them that i just want the place to be clean when you come over. my roommate had gone out to get the groceries and i assumed it was them coming back, so i used my witchy powers to open the door and lo and behold there you are standing there with your eyes wide at all my witch stuff sprawled across the apartment. i can explain??

i’m a witch hunter and you’re a witch, the only reason why i haven’t killed you yet is because you assured me that you could find this large organisation of witches that i’ve been hunting down for months. you know, now that i’ve gotten to know you you’re not that bad actually… but no i’m definitely not falling in love with you…

(additionally) the whole point of me bribing you into not killing me is because i am actually a part of the organisation and i was meant to lead you to a place and basically lure you into a trap where all these witches will come and kill you. shit you’re actually so nice i can’t do this. 

“oh my god… your food is always so good. what’s your secret?”“maaaaagic!”“i see what you did there.”

[alphabetaus]

Hello! Do you perhaps have any barista!aus to offer? <33

Oh my, do I EVER Anon! I absolutely love barista aus, so here you go my dude :D (also I just realised that I accidentally did some mixologist aus as well?? oops? think of it as a bonus))

Mixologist AUs (because I’m stupid)

“I may be slightly drunk and I can’t see straight but hot damn you are definitely the cutest mixologist I have ever seen…”

You are such a bad mixologist that you manage to a) get my order wrong and b) manage to spill it over me in the process of serving it to me, but it’s obvious you really want to keep this job as you keep apologising so I play it really cool to your manager and say that’s it’s completely fine to stop him from firing you. You’re welcome

Additionally, maybe you can thank me by giving me your number??? Maybe?? I mean it’s just a thought…

You’re the new mixologist and damn I see why they hired you cause you’re really good but ffs I am not being shown up by some new rookie, when you see my cocktail you won’t even know what’s hit you (no, that was not an innuendo but i mean you’re pretty cute so)

Barista AUs

“I tried to be really smooth and put my phone number on your coffee, but it turns out that wasn’t your cup, oops.”

“I don’t even like coffee, but I like the hot barista that makes it soo…”

I had to repeat my order like three times and you STILL got it wrong, omg you’re lucky you’re cute or I’d be filing one hell of a complaint by now. 

This is the fourth time you’ve come in today, I’m not entirely sure if I even want to give you this coffee - are you ok??

You’re always the last person in the cafe on a Friday, normally you just take your coffee and get on with your work but today you don’t have a coffee and there isn’t any sign of your work in sight, oh god I’m probably gonna regret this later but are you alright? You seem pretty lonely.

I hate to break it to you, but as much as I would love to stand here and talk to you, you’re holding up the cue (and also here’s my number)

“Why do you always have to go for a coffee at this specific time? Can’t it wait? The coffee will be the same when we get back.”

Okay, sorry for the inconvenience miss/sir but I have had it up to here today and I am not dealing with any customer’s petty complaints so will you kindly go away.

(additionally) “OKAY WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE PROBLEMS, I AM A BARISTA WHO IS BEING PAID MINIMUM WAGE TO MAKE COFFEE - THAT IS IT, NOT LISTEN TO YOU RAMBLE ON ABOUT YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND WHATEVER, AND NO I DO NOT WANT YOUR NUMBE- actually i kinda do but i’m sTILL MAD.”

You’ve obviously never been in a Starbucks before so here, let me help you understand our really confusing menu. Yeah I know I’m brilliant.

requests open!

[alphabetaus]

Assassin AUs

“Okay. So let’s say that if, hypothetically, your prom date was assassinated would you, hypothetically, be able to take someone else with you as their date so, hypothetically, would I be your second choice? Hypothetically… Of course I didn’t do anything!” AU

I’m meant to be killing you but you’re meant to be killing me and you just challenged me to a fight, what is this?? An anime???

“What do you mean I killed the wrong person???? … actually wait no I’m happy because they are WAY cuter than the guy I just killed.”

“I’m trying to be all badass and say my monologue before I kill you but so many people have tried to kill you so many times, and I get that you’re bored of this sort of thing but I pracTICED THIS FOR LIKE THREE HOURS STRAIGHT HAVE SOME RESPECT PLEASE AND STOP TALKING.”

“This is my first assassin mission and I'm so nervous that you're trying to cheer me up by doing silly ninja moves when we move from place to place, and honestly we could get killed by you doing this but god damnit I'm not so nervous and scared anymore." I just snuck into this mascaraed ball and I was assigned to kill someone here but you just randomly pulled me onto the dance floor thinking I was your date, and oh shit I can't even see your face and you're adorable. (BONUS: They're the one they have to assassinate.) (DOUBLE BONUS: They know that the other person is trying to kill them as it trying to distract them in order for their life to be spared and hopefully befriend them maybe???)

[alphabetaus]

Dancing Related AUs

 “You keep trying to seduce me at this party and try to get me to dance with you, and your attempts are so pathetic I actually feel sorry for you. Fine, but only ONE dance.”

 “We’re meant to share a room to practice for our dance exam, but there’s only one music player and we keep changing each other’s tracks to our own to practice and it’s actually developed into some kind of dance competition.”

(BONUS: Person C sees them dancing and actually asks if they’re doing a routine together.)

(DOUBLE BONUS: After the exam, the two team up and actually create a dance routine to enter a competition together.)

 “You’re the new member of my dance class and when you said you were a beginner I didn’t think you were THIS bad. Oh god, I think I’m gonna have to go into private tutoring for you because I am not risking any of my other students getting injured because they have to dance with you.”

 “When I told you I dance you really wanted to see me do it, but I was really shy and insecure about it and you caught me practicing in an empty room one day and waIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RECORDED IT AND SENT IT IN AS AN AUDITION TO NATIONALS.”

      — “I sent an audition tape of you dancing to nationals because I really think  you should do it, but now I can’t tell whether you’re angry at me or happy that I actually did it for you cause you never had the guts to.”

 “We were paired up to create a dance routine together and we keep having really conflicting ideas about what to do.”

[shittyaus]

Can I have some au prompts for a couple who have that kind of relationship where they're always messing with each other/trying to piss off each other just bc, but they both know they love each other really?? Sorry if I'm making no sense lol xx

!!!!!!!! this is like, all my OTPs you are making TOTAL sense, no worries [also the ask box is NOT open, this is from when we had it open forever ago, we’ve all been super busy]

you don’t like (bug/animal) so i bought a realistic rubber one and left it for you to find except now you’re crying/screaming and omg i’m so sorry i didn’t mean it

i always punch you in the arm as a friendly gesture except this time you flinch. are you okay??? have i been hurting you this whole time or are you injured!?!?!

i always tease you because that’s just our thing we tease each other but for some reason you snapped at me and are you okay? what’s wrong?

i always tease you because that’s just our thing we tease each other but for some reason you ran off crying today and i’m trying to find you to apologize and figure out what’s wrong but i can’t find yo

i made a lame pun and you punched me in the face for it (may or may not have deserved it if it was an appropriate time) and you broke my nose and you’re freaking out i’m fine seriously

WOAH HEY THERE BUDDY NO ONE TEASES THEM EXCEPT FOR ME THATS OUR THING GET LOST BEFORE I BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU

our friends have a betting pool going on for when we’ll just kiss already and stop bickering like a married couple back and forth. little do they know that we’re a married couple already

we may always joke around but one day you don’t joke back you just kinda smile at me and say you’re tired that’s BS i know it what’s wrong (optional: who am i punching?)

~Karissa