thinking about them (kinda-immortal kinda-ex-companions-of-the-doctor polycule) again

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thinking about them (kinda-immortal kinda-ex-companions-of-the-doctor polycule) again
Clara: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? River: It was autocorrect. Clara: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? River: Yes.
In my head Clara is just 12 and River's blue collar worker husband for those 27 years (dissappears in the morning and comes back just in time for dinner)
This is entirely @grandadtwelve‘s doing
[Image description: a low resolution screenshot of a vine where a person gets hit in the face with a jug of iced tea. Their face is captioned “me having a fairly normal day” and the tea is captioned “obscure doctor who femslash” /end id]
hey my girlfriend and i saw you across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe. we're gonna kick your ass
clara and river falling in love >>>>
I usually think about river, jack, and clara and their relationship outside the doctor as this set of three space-time-traveling morally-questionable musketeers, simply because I think they would all love and adore each other and get up to an insane amount of mischief. but lately I’ve been thinking about how clara and jack would just.. keep living. and how eventually they would look at river, who must once have seemed so mysterious and otherworldly with all this foreknowledge about the doctor, and realize how young she is. she was somewhere in her 200s when she died, right? what would jack and clara feel, looking at her, once they’re five hundred, six hundred, two thousand, fourteen thousand years old?
made some charts for my favorite messy polycule according to the expansive and over-complicated headcanons that exist only in my head <3
1. are actively in a romantic relationship
2. have, at some point, actually had sex
3. have, at some point, had a toxic homoerotic best friendship AND a dramatic breakup
4. are, like, actually best friends
5. cannot currently interact for the sake of the timeline :/
6. are not allowed in the same room because they will try to kill each other (and not in a fun way)
7. has no idea that they’re in a polycule