#rockbottom

[fuzzyghost]

[ourinternallandscapetarot]

"The traveller has reached the end of the journey! In the freedom of the Infinite he is free from all sorrows, the fetters that bound him are thrown away, and the burning fever of life is no more."

- The Dhammapada

[dogwaterpoopyboy]

I saw you doing a bunch of next gen rarepairs! I remember seeing domphi, I think the fic writer called it, on wattpad and literally haven’t seen it anywhere since but Dominique and Delphi was low key kinda cute. I also remember Roxanne and Frank being a thing, I think I saw someone call them rockbottom (don’t remember who, but damn that’s a sassy shipname). I’m also obsessed with Yannpius and Karlbus but I think everyone else ships Scorbus 😭😭😭

Is Yannpius Yann x Scorpius and Karlbus Karl x Albus? Sorry I know the characters but not much about what’s happening in the fandom so I usually need people to tell me what their ships are especially if they’re rarepairs. I’m guessing based off name, of course.

I can add all to queue though :)

[helmort]

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝑬𝒍𝒐𝒏 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒌⭐(Friday's Tale)

On the frigid morning of January 1, 2024, an ungodly hour past midnight, Elon Musk found himself knee-deep in the ultimate glitch. Picture this: London on the horizon, a pivotal conference at the ungodly hour of 6 a.m., and an unforeseen digestive apocalypse curtesy of some dodgy sushi. His plush ride turned into a war zone, and the richest, most powerful man on Earth discovered a new definition of rock bottom – he'd shitted himself.

The streets teemed with life, paparazzi sniffing for their next scoop. A crisis unfolded. Hotels, no refuge. Commerce, on pause. Jammed phone lines condemned him to the clutches of a dilemma only a laundromat could remedy. In the city's underbelly, he stumbled upon a humble establishment run by an Indian family. The scent of spices and incense masked the scent of Musk's misfortune, but a crowd of over twenty had already gathered.

Clad in a jacket disguising the wreckage below, Musk attempted to navigate the disapproving glares. Asserting his identity became the only way out. "I'm Elon Musk, and I need immediate assistance!" he proclaimed. The Indian proprietor, undeterred by celebrity, retorted, "I don't care who you are; you wait!" Musk cranked up the volume, "I'm Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and Twitter, and it's of vital importance that you…" the Indian, cut him off, "I'm Jagdish Patel, I don't give a bloody bloody who you are! You wait!" An air of tension thickened. Musk persisted, "It's crucial; I have a conference with the most important people on Earth about…" Patel interrupted again, "I don't bloody care! We're working since morning, and nobody on Earth cares about us, so we don't care about them!" Unyielding, Musk continued, "I can give you $1000 if you…" Patel shot back, "You can give me all the money in world, but you wait! This old woman is here for hours!" Anger boiling, Musk threatened, "You know!? I can pay somebody to kill you if you don't help me!" Patel, indifferent and powerful like Shiva in person, replied, "I don't care! I'm Indian; if you kill me, I reincarnate and kick your ass in another life!"

The dialogue hit a crescendo when two towering, Jamaican-accented men intervened, "Yo, yuh haffi wait like everybody else, or we mek yuh shit dat second time inna row!"

At the stroke of 5 o'clock, wearied by the relentless standoff, Patel apologized, "We're closing. Come back tomorrow, Sir." slamming the door on Elon Musk's face.

In the heart of London, the man who could launch rockets to space and redefine social media was defeated by a humble Indian and a touch of poop, a stark reminder that money can't buy everything.

💀

[eric-sadahire]

Looks like NFT prices have hit rock bottom.

Get your monkey for nothin' and your chimps for free.

I want my, I want my, I want my NFT.

[ladymacabrebeth]

Let them laugh at you first, but wait until your struggles become your best story to share.

Lady Macabre Beth

[soundgasm-connoisseur]

Welcome to the bottom of this blog, there is nothing further to find here, but maybe I suggest checking out this post if you're looking for something:

Masterlist!

[aheartsolovley]

Pinnochio's Rockbottom

Rockbottoms always get a bad rep

As they are so sticky and persistent.

They used to be a death sentence,

A bottomless pit with no Redemption Song,

An abyss of unawareness and drain,

A Suffering to no end,

A hellscape,

A curse to be effortlessly skilled at -

A beautiful caterpillar 

wanting to stay caterpillar

All fearing the transformation 

Today Pinnochio reimagines rockbottom:

It becomes the 7 colors of the rainbow:

The point of breakthrough ,

The promise in fulfilment,

A horizon with good days behind them,

A beautiful picture to be painted,

A freedom from fear and rejection,

A sunrise -

A sunset -

Warm and gentle on the eyes.

Now with

Eyes opening in the abyss

Seeing 

Trampolines

For soft landing 

Catapulting upwards 

A spark to show 

A house where all have rooms

Skipping stone on water-

Seeker of wanderment,

Pretzel brain,

Curious Kat,

The wind beneath the wings,

Questioner to everything,

Accepter of soft things,

You who walk through life 

following your knowing -

bearing bravery 

Consistency 

Presence 

And attunement 

Allowing learning 

About self -

Another of the same,

All tuned into awareness 

A rockbottom that is really just 

A joy ride with friends back into the light.  

- Jheanel Brown