#rodiop

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Who do you think jacks off the most thinking about Megatron and Rodimus fucking? Ultra Magnus or Optimus?

Ultra Magnus if just because he's the guy living with them on the ship too, Optimus does so more rarely but it is certainly a thing

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Rodimus is old. Very, very old. But an old bot can still learn new tricks, as he's about to show Optimus.

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I keep rereading the one decepticon spy!Hot Rod/Rodimus x Optimus fic that implies at the end that Hot Rod would do anything to have a threesome between himself, Optimus, and Megatron

But in a scenario where the war *does* end, and they're all on the same side (one way or another)

I want them to have that threesome

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Thinking about Optimus x Rodimus x Megatron :)

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How do you feel about Rodiop

Because I did a thing

Ignore if you want

Thinking about rodiop but piss

Rodimus at the peak of a session obediently drinking Optimus's wastefluid straight from his spike

Optimus's spike is nearly reaches the back of his mouth too (not all the way, but nearly)

Of course piss splashes back to his tongue

The mech licked at the spike presented to him, only to receive a spurt of bitter waste on his tongue. He left it open, accepting the fluid as if it was as precious as rare energon. Optimus pushed in slightly causing the other mech to gag a little. Rodimus's vents whirred loudly with effort to cool down his systems.

Optimus held Rodimus's helm in place, letting out a sound of relief as he voided

He didn't say a thing, almost feeling guilty for taking so much pleasure in this (Maybe exactly feeling guilty?)

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G1 Dadimus Nice Guy Prime/MTMTE Daddy Issues Despite Not Having Dads Rodimus?

Such good potential. Optimus would just genuinely praise him during sex and Rodimus would cry. Oh my god.

Rodimus is mean and a little petty whoch stands out. And if it is Post Bad End Optimus going "I can fix him" and being adopted into this soft, small collection of Autobots would make him go nuts protective over them. Plus, he takes one look at the Decepticons and is reminded of the Scavengers and melts.

Everyone here is soft even their enemies and this Megatron is hilarious.

Rodimus is the oldest thing on this planet and he is not putting up with this nonsense. He is being validated and not delaing with a war. And as any straightforward Rodimus plan he kisses Optimus runs off and challenges Megatron for leadership of the Decepticons, legally, and wins because Megatron here may have been built to lead the Decepticons Rodimus lived through a war a thousand times more vicious in some ways.

It's great he'll just pass it off once things have settled except Rodimus gets attached, of course he does, and now these are his idioits and he just wanted to be able to date Optimus in peace. Now, they have to keep having "private meetings" in Rodimus's office while their command team waits awkwardly in an office for long stretches of times during peace discussions.

Turns out taking care of people is good for him.

Roddie will get all the love and attention, g1 Optimus's "I can fix him"-itus is paying off, omgggg even roddie is being affectionate to the g1 decepticons who are so confused

Yet again we win the war via sheer crack scenario