RoyJamie Bingo Masterpost
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P2 - Manchester - I am Real and the Pretender Ch2
Ch2 - Jamie walks out onto the pitch with his biggest fan but the walls remain up around his teammates
P3 - "Give us a kiss then" - The Lost City
Roy doesn't know what to feel about the new season starting. Catrick is still a prick. Roy's body is failing him. The team is arguably shit. He just needs to take his mind off it all and what better way to do it than finding some pretty boy to suck all his feelings out through his dick
“He’s new to the club, not new to the scene. Early twenties, sub but bratty, got an ego the size of Mount Everest, fit, been here basically every night this past week and nobody has worked out for him. Connor nearly lamped him,” Casey huffed a laugh. Roy’s jaw tightened and grip on the counter did the same. “But yet he’s still here. Back flirting and causing a scene. He’s Keeley’s latest part time fling but looking for someone to take him out of his head he says. They certainly gotta work for it though.”
P4 - Practice - The Portable Heater (you'll be cold without)
When Roy got the message from Jamie cancelling their 4am training, he assumed the lad was just hung over. But when he arrives at regular training Roy starts to worry it's something worse. He's not sure when he started to want to look after the prick but the compulsion was definitely in full force now.
P5 - Matching Tattoos - For The Rest Of My Days
Jamie and Roy are happily married but they are not happily out to the world. This starts to take it's toll on Jamie but Roy has a solution.
R2 - Not Actually Unrequited Love
R4 - Roomates AU - An Effective Echelon
When Jamie is rejected by Man City and Richmond in one day, he is in dire need of someone to take his anger out on. Who else would be better than Roy Kent? Get into a little fight, get punched, maybe feel something again, go home, job done.
What this plan doesn't take into account is Roy inviting him inside and giving him a bed for the night ... and not punching him in the face!
R5 - "What are you wearing?" - Questionable Summer Fashion Choices
“What the fuck are you wearing?”
Roy didn’t even know what to think about what he had just walked in on. He had existed in football changing rooms are all long as he could remember and so had stumbled upon everything you could ever think of stumbling upon in a changing room. But this complete and utter affront to his sensibilities was something brand new and a full different tier of stupid.
“Oh, hey Roy,” Keeley chirped up from where she was reclined in the corner on her phone.
“What the fuck is he wearing?” Roy turned to Keeley to try and get an answer through the giggles of the assembled greyhounds. They were only buckets of popcorn away from this being a real show.
“Um it’s called a shirt Roy,” Jamie scoffed, rolling his eyes as he spun round.
I1 - Travelling - Are We There Yet?
Train strikes derail Jamie's summer plans so he has to find another way to travel the length of the country. Good thing he has a coach that loves him so much and will drop everything to drive him on a 4 hour each way round trip ... what do you mean Roy said no?
I2 - "Thank you" - I am Real and the Pretender Ch1
Roy knows that Jamie Tartt is a prick. Deep down he has accepted that Jamie Tartt is a prick. So why is the fact that Jamie is good with children causing something to happen with his feeling
5 times Prick Jamie was good with children and 1 time Roy kissed him for it
Ch1 - Roy is pursued by a toddler and is rescued by surprise baby sitter Jamie Tartt
I3 - Free - It's Not Lost, You Just Don't Know Where It's Gone
Roy and Jamie go cycling again when Roy is struggling with his feelings. Their chat turns to nostalgia and thinking about that ghost fire.
Roy tells Jamie about the blanket he regrets burning ... which puts Jamie in an awkward situation for many reasons.
1) Jamie didn't burn the boots his mum gave him
2) And he just lied to Roy about that
3) Roy's blanket didn't burn either
4) And he's just lied to Roy about that as well
I4 - Phoebe - Monopoly Warfare
An innocent game night turns into a game of extortion, slight of hand, stamina, sleep deprivation and potential avunculicide
aka. Monopoly makes it onto the banned games list in the Kent-Tartt household
I5 - Competition - Suspension of Duties
Roy hasn't needed to have a wank on his own in months with Jamie around but with Jamie out at a sponsor party and nothing to do to entertain himself ... what else was a man to do? What he didn't expect was this to lead to Jamie finding Roy with his pants around his knees, sprawled on the living room settee, with his hand around his cock and Jamie’s season of Lust Conquers All on the TV.
C2 - Touch Starved - Everytime We Touch
Roy woke up feeling like death and calls his sister to get him to hospital.
Jamie woke up feeling like death but keeps trucking and goes to work.
Neither of them even considered that their matching pains could be anything to do with the vanilla vodka from the night before. But that one decision of Roy's, to drink Jamie's drink, leaves them both trapped together for the next two weeks.
C4 - Because I love you" - Plum and Cherry
Ted wants Roy to come and coach Richmond but he doesn't anticipate the prospective coach's new relationship to be the sticking problem in getting the contract signed
K3 - Insomnia - One Step Out of Time
Jamie thought he was rebuilding a relationship with his father. He thought he would be fine when James Tartt Sr was back out into the world as a free sober man. Jamie was wrong on all counts.
Now Jamie can't sleep no matter what he tries and why is Roy being so goddamn nice to him all of a sudden?
Jamie explores his relationship with his father, his relationship with his Roy and his relationship with the concept of a relationship all while trying to hold onto his own sanity
K4 - Sharing Clothes - What's Yours is Mine
Jamie knew the power he wielded over Roy. Roy had sculpted Jamie's body and loved to see the impact he had on the other man's physique.
Roy didn't know the power he wielded over Jamie until he tried on one of Jamie's jumpers and let's just say ... Jamie is a fan.
