#roywell gotch

[n1-adora-fan]

Gotch brother names:

- Farewell

- Stairwell

- Wellwellwell

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

all the Gotches instakill another one on a nat 20, except for Wealwell who does that on a nat 1

[notabraincellinsight]

everyone give a warm welcome to the spontaneous eighth gotch brother brycewell!

[mulligans-tavern]

The Gotch brothers are really getting me

[the-wizard-synonyms]

a completely unbiased and correct ranking of the gotch brothers' names (in order of least to most funny to me)

blanewell - not unfunny (none of them are unfunny) but doesn't tickle me quite as much as the others

samwell - I find the almost correct names in some ways funnier than the wacky ones but of the almost correct names samwell is the least funny to me

hatwell - buck wild I can't believe he's real

roywell - another almost correct name also big up middle child he doesn't even have a wiki page this is heartbreaking

wealwell - the man the myth the legend so fucking funny we love our queasy fag and his goofy name

johnwell - idk what it is about johnwell specifically but it's so close to being a name in a way that makes me come undone

maxwell - I literally cannot stop thinking about and laughing about how funny it is that the gotch brothers' names end with being normal and start with being weird like I have so many questions - did they know maxwell was going to be the last and so could give him the normal name? are all of these names normal in canon? were they scrambling around for maxwell and it took them seven tries to remember? each option is wonderful and amazing and I truly cannot stop thinking about the gotch family naming conventions

[a-jar-of-beetles]

Cloudward ho headcanons that I have no basis for

Pilby doctors and nurses have special training for if they encounter the MacLeods

Daisuke is godfather to several coyotes

Mama Gotch had a torrid love affair with Marya

Wealwell is amazing at go fish but mediocre at poker

Olethra has written self-insert fanfiction about the crew

Monty volunteers at a pigeon rescue

Van and Bert both have lots of secret admirers

Kočka comes from a long line of circus rats and Marya has no idea

Hatwell actually has an interest in haberdashery but keeps it secret because he finds it embarrassing

Van is quite skilled at calligraphy

The MacLeod family has resistances to most poisons

Maxwell would force Wealwell to play with him because Johnwell would hide from him

Daisuke journals and scrapbooks

Bert struggles with baking

Artemisia MacLeod is excellent at crochet

Blanewell and Roywell are in a bookclub together

Monty has officiated dog weddings

[iceguessie]

Gentlemanly fisting and reposed standing… what did the other Gotch sons learn at their universities?

[hey-its-sybarite]

Meet The Rowdy Gotches

3 generations

9 men (minimum)

7 brothers

1 hijacked family vehicle

3 wing suits

2 successful patricides

1 attempted filicide

4 attempted fratricides

5 secret martial artists (minimum)

MANY murders of non-relatives

This is what happens when men live outside the influence of women.