azzie

all of the pronouns. they’re mine now. disappear for months at a time, come back for 48 hours to spam and leave again, enjoy.

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[stonermossprince]

🍝😚

yes, i think so, prabablee

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[catgirl-kittywife]

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

[notabraincellinsight]

im not very picky when it comes to fanfic but where i have to draw a line is a heated rivalry au where shane isn’t a hockey guy. it just doesn’t work. you cannot simply un-hockey the hollander. that’s a whole different guy. that’s like saying „here’s a chocolate cake“ but there is no chocolate in the cake. my guy gets home from a long day of work (playing hockey) to his husband (long time hockey rival/teammate), sits down on his couch on front of the tv (watching more hockey), maybe cracks open a book before bed (a book about hockey). there is no shane hollander without hockey it’s impossible

[borealiszero]

Hate it when ai is funnier than me

[notabraincellinsight]

au where hollanov pull a shayne and courtney from smosh and hard launch on april fools day. maybe they straight up post wedding pictures like shourtney or they announce their engagement. either way the internet spends all day losing their absolute shit cuz no one can tell whether it’s a joke or not.

[peachybeesplease]

rating the ways my family members have referred to me to other people since coming out as nonbinary

my secondborn (my parents)

7/10

sounds vaguely historical but in the way that I'm going to be sent off to war to prevent a succession crisis

potentially confusing to the listener bc the average conversation has little relation to birth order

my sister's, [name] (my aunt)

9/10

direct and to the point!

still very clear about what our family relationship is. I think we can do away with many nouns if this is any indication

my young adult child (my mom)

4/10

it's giving "20 year old minor"

I promise you can just say my kid. it's ok I don't mind strangers thinking I'm like 5 bc that would make me a prodigy for doing stuff like my laundry and dishes in one day and honestly I could use that kind of support

my liberated one (my grandma)

10/10 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

completely unclear what my relationship actually is to her. her personal oracle perhaps?

made immensely funnier by her immediately following it up with referring to my brother as her grandson.

[batzzzzz]

Rool

[citrusmillie]

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[bluegrasshole]

it’s so funny that shane is a landlord, can you imagine if your landlord was sidney crosby and you had to text him like ‘hi sidney crosby, my oven isn’t working right :/’ and sidney crosby would have to be like ‘ok well i’m at the olympics so i’ll send someone to check it out, no problem’

[notabraincellinsight]

my friend who has not seen or read heated rivalry, at the bookstore, pointing to a copy of the iliad: is this book about ilya rozanov

[elven-child]

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case