I've made the decision to post all my fics exclusively on AO3 from this point forward.
Not open to fic requests/prompts at this time
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I'm working on a release schedule for all of my fics. More will be explained later once I work everything out. Stay tuned.
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News:
What’s most important (to you) will be on a short hiatus whilst I finish rules are meant to be broken.
I’m not sure when the next update will come, but if it takes a while that’s why.
The consolation for this is that by the time the next chapter is published I’ll hopefully have many chapters finished, allowing me to start a steady release schedule.
Smutty one-shots:
You're my baby (daddy?)
Morning Sex
Wear your bonnet (next time)
In progress:
Chapter 3: rules are meant to be broken
Chapter 4: what’s most important (to you)
Streamer x influencer AU (Katie B x Riley Hubatka inspired)
tags: coworkers, pining, shamless flirting, simp max, teasing, hard to get nat, explicit sexual content
The company Max works for is having a carwash to raise money for a charity they all collectively support. They're all handsome and look great with their shirts off. It's bound to be a hit.
But it's his cute coworker that pretends to be unaffected that is his main focus. What does he have to do to win his heart?
... or Max shamelessly flirts with Nat until Nat finally gives in.
just a little - canon
rated E | 2k+ words
tags: canon, dmd sport day, semi-public blow jobs, explicit sexual content
Since Nat has gotten older, he doesn't get as nervous as he used to. But DMD Sports Day was a rather large event, and Max could see that it was getting to him.
He decides to give him some encouragement.
closer - canon
rated E | 3k+ words
tags: canon, tension, fluff, boys kissing, explicit sexual content
It started with Nat's birthday.
The tension and the sensual touches ignited something that sparked to life a flame that they hadn't touched in a while.
i'd like to be open for any and all cliche requests to write OUTSIDE of right person wrong time. i'm talking holiday headcanons of any holiday, happy ones, sad ones, things that could only happen in a lifetime movie.
let these be the gifts under your metaphorical tree
happy end of march, loves! i hope your month was splendid and sweet <3
this month was filled with a heavy load of media consumption on my behalf, and upon doing that i was reminded how amazing it is to be able to read and consume these beautiful stories and have them shared by all of the talented people on here.
what would we have if we didn’t have people out here creating content for us all to enjoy and devour?! so i say wholeheartedly thank you to every writer on this, and not on this list, for continuing to write and make content for this hellsite.
you are more appreciated than you know and deserve so much recognition for all that you do for the writer/reader community!
18+ ONLY MINORS DNI with the works below. unless it’s stated otherwise.
MARVEL
Recite Your Baseline by @kneel-bitches (loki laufeyson)
Hey Handsome by @sunshinebuckybarnes (steve rogers)
Sentimentality by @fluffyprettykitty (yelena belova)
Exceptional by @/fluffyprettykitty (monica rambeau)
Call It A Night by @clints-lucky-arrow
4am And A Bottle Of Champagne by @beakeoghan (shang-chi)
In Too Deep by @allaboardthereadingrailroad (frank castle)
Sun Dance by @melodramama (thor odinson)
Untitled by @galatially (bucky barnes)
Mafia!Bucky by @angrythingstarlight (bucky barnes)
PETER PARKER
None Of Your Friends’ Business by @specialk-18
Heat Waves by @rae-gar-targaryen
Homemade Cookies by @wint3r-h3art
Untitled by @burnthoneymint
Melted by @venomsilk
DC
Laundry Day by @/clints-lucky-arrow (adrian chase)
Mist by @/fluffyprettykitty (selina kyle)
Lessons In Design by @ohcaptains (edward nashton)
BRUCE WAYNE
Paradise Circus by @/allaboardthereadingrailroad
Dark Days by @/allaboardthereadingrailroad
Crave by @leydileyla
The Absence Of Light by @usermalewife
Let Go by @/allaboardthereadingrailroad
Just A Taste by @/allaboardthereadingrailroad
Ensnared, Entwined by @eupheme
Echo In The Void by @thanatosfic
Penumbra by @/usermalewife
Plaything by @/fluffyprettykitty
Don’t Be Voyeur With Me by @/eupheme
I Bet On Losing Dogs by @imaginedisish
Every Night I Burn by @/allaboardthereadingrailroad
As The Sea Loves by @bonky-n-steeb
That’s Quite The Revelation by @waspswidows
Give Me A Show by @toxicmodernity
Sure As Hell Not Jesus (But You’re Saving Me) by @greenorangevioletgrass
Copper Stained by @/clints-lucky-arrow
Into The Abyss by @atlaese
Close Call by @/eupheme
Taste Of You by @silver-pieces
The Thing About Strays by @babbushka
Something In The Way by @mypoisonedvine
BRIDGERTON
With His Head Between Her Thighs by @gxtitobxby
Seed by @pinkandblueblurbs
Man Of Honor by @thegossipoftheton
Good, Honorable Men by @/pinkandblueblurbs
Unexpected Affections by @/clints-lucky-arrow
Crickets at Midnight by @/sobriquett (kanthony)
FILM
Valleys by @charnelhouse (triple frontier)
Stay Quiet by @jettia (duncan idaho)
Dirty Little Secret by @saintlike78 (charlie swan)
Into It by @andvys (finnick odair)
RPF
Fine Line by @/greenorangevioletgrass (will poulter)
Dream Girl by @honeydulcewrites (dev patel)
please do not spam like the works above, no one likes a spam liker. comments and reblogs are always the better way to show your appreciation to content creators.
if you would like me to remove your works within this list, for whatever reason, please let me know and i will kindly do so!
since i'm getting more into writing fics, i just wanted to let all you lovely people that i'm now taking requests!! just shoot me an ask here!!**
i'm really excited about this, and i'll try to answer as quickly as i can. i can't wait to hear ideas from y'all! i don't have a problem writing smut, (but here’s a list of kinks i don’t write) and i can definitely write for
dean winchester
sam winchester
castiel
spencer reid
damon salvatore
stefan salvatore
jensen ackles
misha collins
ian somerhalder
paul wesley
steve harrington
billy hargrove
eddie munson
and more!! like i said, just send me an ask, even if you don't see your character on this list, and i'll let you know if i'll write for them!! i'm multifandom, so listing them all would be difficult. hope to hear from you all soon!!! :))
p.s. — anon requests are fine, but if you want, or you think you might request again, leave me an emoji like 🍓 or 🌻 so i can i.d. you that way. all my love xx
** i probably won’t respond to your request until i actually post your fic, especially if it’s anonymous. that way, you’ll get the notification. just know that i’m not ignoring you <3
Its 4:25 on the east coast of America, I hope that it being 9:25 in the UK isn’t a bother for some of you out there. I promised @agarlandoffreshlycuttears some Boosh RPF fic recs and I’ve discovered that at least one of them have already been read and commented on, that being
A Journey Through Time and Space By Tartpants
the other rec (I finally found) might not have been read?
The Jazz Maverick, the Mod & the Wardrobe by violence4 over at FF.NET. Its a delightful fic where in which only Vince and Noel have a thing for each other and Julian tries to keep everyone from loosing they’re minds, it also features a wonderful OC and Naboo ;)
I had another short fic but I can’t seem to find it anywhere, if anyone has a clue please comment? All I remember is that Noel finds a magic phone box that takes him to the Boosh where he spends time with Vince, there’s a squeal as well but it wasn’t finished.
hope everyone has a good night or day depending on where you hale from!
Pairing : Jared, Jensen x Reader
Word count : 1,302
Written for : @spnaubingo
Square filled : Copywriter!Jared. .
Warnings : None.
A/N : This pairs with ‘The great brochure exchange’, and is from Jared’s perspective.
SPN AU & Trope Bingo Masterlist.
Hearing his phone ringing, Jared glanced away from his laptop and dug under the take out containers that littered his desk to find it. Hitting the ‘accept’ button, he tucked it between his ear and shoulder. “Hello?”
“Hey, Jare. It's me.”
“Did you get ‘em?”
“Yeah, I just got them. But you know that.”
Jared smiled. His friend was right, he got the notification 20 minutes ago that said they were signed for and delivered. “Okay, did you like them?”
“They’re perfect.”
“So when I come visit for this grand opening..”
“Yeah, you got a place. I'll send you the first case as soon as it's ready to go.”
“Awesome.” Jared smiled. “I'm glad you liked them.” he spoke as he deleted what he had typed out and tried again, brow furrowing because it still wasn't right.
“Hey, you working on anything important?”
“Not really, why? What else do you need?” he deleted it all again and sat back, glaring at the image with no words. He took the phone in his hand and switched ears.
“I was kind of an asshole to this woman..”
“Oh?”Jared’s interest was peaked. “Good looking?” he smirked.
“Shut up.” Jared laughed, knowing his friend was likely blushing. “Anyways, this place is small, business is slow for her.. she wants to change some stuff up.. I was hoping I could rope you into a bit of work, on me. As an apology to her.”
“What's the place and what are we talking?” Jared sat forward again typing out what Jensen was saying and looking to see if there was a website, or pictures. “Got a website here..”
“Yeah, I think I found it too..”
“Looks a bit outdated..” Jared typed a bit more. “Oh yeah, hasn't really been updated in a few years.”
“I figure, new website and new pamphlets? She does this pamphlet exchange thing with other businesses, so I think she'd appreciate some new ones. And if she really does decide to renovate-”
“Well, the info is on the website, so I can contact her and talk to her about what she'd like. Just let her know first so this isn't weird, okay?”
“Thanks Jare. I owe you one for this.”
“You're paying me for this.” Jared laughed.
It was two days before he heard from Jensen again, and another three before he called you. But now he sat with his long legs up on his desk, a plate with half eaten breakfast that he picked at when he could, but mostly he was jotting down notes onto a pad of paper he held on his lap.
“So what kind of renovations did you say you were doing right now?”
“I'm putting in a small kitchen and dining area, so we can offer light breakfasts to the guests.”
“Is that going to be an extra cost, or will room price include that?”
“Uh…” there was silence on the line as you thought about that. “I didn’t even think of that…”
Jared chuckled. “It’s fine. There's no rush. It really depends on what you think is best and the costs to you. You can up the price of a room a little and have it included breakfast ‘free of charge’ so to speak, whenever they want it. Or simply charge competitive prices for whatever is going to be on your menu.” He let you think for a moment. “Speaking of, have you considered what would be on the menu?”
“Uhm.. breakfast?” you laughed. “Shit. I’m sorry.”
Jared chuckled. “Don't worry, really. I've worked with less. All Jensen told me was ‘I'm making and selling beer, just make it nice.’”
“Is there anything I can do? Other then figure out what I’ll be doing.” he could hear the embarrassment in your voice.
“You got a good camera? If not, borrow Jensen’s. Send me plenty of pictures of what you want to showcase. I need a few of outside, and the rooms, obviously. One of you, so people get a feel for who they’re dealing with, makes it a bit more personal. And when the renovation is done, that area as well. The small details we can figure out later. Give you time to think it all over.”
“That sounds perfect, thank you.”
“I'll talk to you later.” Jared chuckled and shook his head as he hung up, writing down one more note before he reached over for a piece of toast and dipped it into egg yolk.
Packing up the two packages, he slapped a label on one before grabbing both and heading to his car. He drove the five minutes it took to get him to the post office. “Hey Dave.” He smiled as he headed for the counter.
“What do you have for me today, Jared.”
“Just this one.” He put it down on the counter.
“Overnight?”
“Hmm.” He thought for a second. “Give it a day.”
“Express it is.” Dave nodded. “Signature and notifications as always?”
“You know it.”
After weighing the package, he printed out the shipping label, and Jared paid. “Here you go.” He handed over the receipt. “What are you up to this weekend?”
Jared smiled. “Friends opening a brewery and bar. Got a grand opening to go to. Should be good. I think he met someone, and I get to finally meet her.”
“Drink a beer for me?”
“I’ll do you one better, I’ll bring you some back. I should be home for game night. Your place or mine?”
“Mine. Later, man.”
“See ya.”
Jared looked around the room. He didn’t know anyone here, and he was sure Jensen didn’t either. It looked like it was mostly townies, or people who saw his picture on the website and scrambled to meet a ‘celebrity’.
He lifted the bottle he held to his mouth when he caught someone looking surprised by the pamphlets by the bar. His eyes swept over her from behind. She looked quiet and shy, he tried to judge if it was the same person he had spoken to on the phone. He didn’t need to think on it for long, as she turned and he recognized her, so he started to walk over.
“Did I do good?”
You turned and looked at him, confused. “Sorry?”
“The pamphlets. For your motel. Did you like them?”
“Oh, yeah.” You smiled. “That was you?”
He nodded. “Jared. Padalecki. Have you said hi to him yet?”
“No, I just got here. I didn’t see him..” He watched you glance around at the crowd of people.
“He was pretty excited when you said you were coming.” Jared smiled when you looked back at him shocked.
“Y\N! You made it.” Jared smiled as Jensen all but pushed his way through the crowd to get to you, arms opening for a hug. “Wow.” You held you at arm’s length and looked you over. “You look… You look good..”
Jared leaned closer for a moment, just long enough to whisper “Told you.” Before he winked and wandered off. Jared stood off to the side, watching quietly as both you and Jensen talked awkwardly together. Both blushing and getting flustered from time to time. “Jesus Christ.” Jared laughed to himself. “These two are hopeless.” He shook his head with a grin.
“Hi.”
Jared turned towards the voice, and smiled at the woman who had made her way over to him. “Hey.” He licked his bottom lip as she blushed under his gaze.
“You’re not from around here, are you?”
“Nope. Just visiting.” She gave him a nod, and took a drink from the glass she held. “Wanna head outside? Get some fresh air?” He asked boldly, and she nodded. Jared took one more glance over at you and Jensen as he put an arm around the girls shoulder and started to lead her out. “So, what’s your name?”
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