#rtn!hinata

[eldritch-sand-terror]

Anyway , RTN!Hinata and RTN!Gaara are best friends in the way a really mean grungepunk femme bisexual who can’t mind her own damn business and a feral gay aromantic man with a god complex are best friends.

[dayseternal-blog]

hello days! i hope you are having a great day! i just want to ask if you know a naruhina fanfic where they both hate each other but not super hate, more like they have fun bullying each other, kind of like kim bok joo and joonhyung relationship (from the k-drama, weightlifting fairy) i just finished watching it and i can’t help but have naruto vibes from the male lead 😅

Hello! I didn't watch that drama, but I can sorta guess the dynamic? Like.... I watched the kdrama "Hotel Del Luna," and they definitely had that bullying each other but actually they love each other enemies-to-lovers thing going on.

"I Hate You" (But actually I love you) NaruHina AU

"Clandestine" by @waterrolls - Rated E, Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. A kickass Anbu Hinata. A grouchy Hokage Naruto. Two prickly personalities forced to work together.

“Blurred Lines” by @vegebulsoup - Rated E, Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Complete.  Detective Naruto Uzumaki is having a hard time staying focused at work due to an elusive, dark-haired beauty.

“The Study Session” from “Endless Lemons” by agitosgirl - Rated M, One-shot. She’s covered in piercings and leather, and has a bad attitude. But she takes an interest in him. A very special interest…

“Hate to love” by suryass - Rated M, Modern AU, One-shot.  They hated each other, at least that’s what they liked to think.

“March - Fanfic/Fanart inspo” from “Still Falling For You” by @chloelapomme - Rated M, Pirates AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. It’s time for Hinata to confront the thief who stole her treasure from her.

“Road to Relationships” by agitosgirl - Rated E, Canon-Divergent, Multi-chapter, Complete. Hinata Hyuuga and Menma Namikaze have a very rocky relationship. It’s filled with fighting, sex, make ups and break ups. The two of them cannot tolerate the other, yet they hate being apart. But what happens when their pattern is altered completely? Will their relationship survive, or will it finally die?

“Love Toxic” by @nekomamoru - Rated E. One-shot.  She would remain the criminal if he was the law after her.

Happy reading!

[dayseternal-blog]

Hii i wanted to ask you if you have any fanficiton where hinata smokes. have a great day bye!

I can't believe I actually found something. more than one thing.

1. So Hinata doesn't smoke in this fic. It's just implied that she smokes cigarettes.

"Cigarettes" from "Nice Legs, Daisy Dukes" by Star-Child-Yeci - Rated M, Canon-Divergent & Modern AU, Series of unrelated one-shots. Menma let out a puff of smoke, the stench of tobacco lingering in the air.

2. and then in this one...I guess it's secondhand weed smoke? Naruto literally blows it in her face, and she inhales it and blows it back out.

“Differences” by EroPrincess - Rated E, Gangs/Crime AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. Naruto Uzumaki, an ostentatious drug dealer meets an elusive escort Hinata Hyuga. After one night of intense, raw passion, she vanishes. Determined to find her, Naruto realizes after that night he wants more—forever.

3. hmmm there's a line in the next fic that states that Hinata is high, so it's implied that Hinata smoked some weed off-camera.

“Uninhibited” by EroPrincess - Rated M, High School AU, One-shot. People have said confidence is gained through inebriation.

4. omg I had to dig to find the scene, but my memory didn't fail me. Naruto reminisces in this last fic that Hinata was a total stoner in the past.

“Engaged or whatever…” by Devahhole - Rated E for smut, Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Complete.  Shenanigans, jealousy, and sex ensue when Naruto and Hinata decide to tie the knot.

when I first saw this request, I thought there was no way Hinata was ever written as a smoker, but after ruminating on this ask for a week or so,,,, yep. People have written it.

If anyone can think of others, please feel free to add.

I'm pretty sure this is the same anon who's requested fic recs for a couple of other unusual tropes. I'll get to them eventually!

[dayseternal-blog]

Please, can you make a draft from ohnej's art of day 7? Please? 🥺 Pleeeeeeeease?????

Hehe anon knew that @ohnej‘s stuff is right up my ally 😂

Anon is talking about this art!

Ohnej has also been drawing the Clan Leader!Hinata AU here, here, and here!!!!

It’s always given me RTN!Hinata vibes with the more angular features and tight-fitting dresses.  I’ve wanted to write a fic for her stuff, but I’ve never made RTN!Hinata before, so I was also nervous about that...

Hmm...

Here’s something small!

Clan Leader!Hinata AU

She can still feel the aggravation piercing white-hot through her veins as they leave the Hokage’s office.

Not even five minutes into their arrival, he turned his chair around to face the window.  (Because in the end, she knows.  He doesn’t really have the guts to face her.)

Still, all went according to their plan.  She knew they got him once that facade, his professionalism, cracked, and he turned around and stood.  Always, always trying to use his ridiculous height to his advantage.  (As if his stature is enough to make her weak?)

Her eyes can see though all of it, all of him, in just a single glance.  He’s always chasing after ideals, after things he doesn’t and can’t have, and now.  Now it sickens her.  How he tries to use others in the name of cooperation and an optimistic future.

So he raises the property tax, knowing, knowing it will affect her clan the most.  Does her family not already serve the village with their very flesh and blood?  Are they not the treasured secret of Konoha?  The most desired, loyal allied clan of any hidden village?

Everyone else sees him as such an honest, hardworking man.  Sincere and transparent to the bone.

But she knows the truth.

Hanabi giggles, and they both don’t fail to notice how men’s eyes follow them through the village.  “Oh Nee-sama, if looks could kill, you’d have our Nanadaime begging for his life.”

“If only,” she huffs.  “His ego would never allow it.  I’m sure he’d fall over dead before admitting that he’s dying.”

Her younger sister outright laughs, her cackle high like bells.  “And they all say ‘he’s selfless’.  You’re the only one who hates him so.”

*You know I can’t stand men like him.  Saying one thing when he wants or means something else.”

“Hmm?  You mean he didn’t really mean to raise our taxes?”

“Of course not.  I told you before that he’s just trying to waste our time.”

Hanabi raises one angled brow high.  “What does he really want, then?”

She rolls her eyes, and a memory of his gaze trailing down the deep plunge of her neckline flashes through her memory.  “Heaven knows.”

But she knows the truth.

*

Not even half a year later, and they’re back again.  Negotiating tax policy again.

His brow furrows when they breeze in, his features intentionally schooled.  Each slight shift of his eyes, however unnoticeable to an untrained observer, but her eyes never miss a thing.

“What is the meaning of this?” Hanabi digs in.  “We told you we won’t stand for this!  Our clan can’t help the fact that we settled here earlier than everyone else.  You said you would raise hotel and other visitor accommodation taxes!”

He sighs, gaze averting, as if he really doesn’t have the time to be bothered by their complaints.  “And as I’ve said before, tax rates are not entirely up to me.  The daimyo demands more funds for infrastructure efforts across the nation.  We all need to do our part as the wealthiest village.”

Hinata steps forward.

His gaze, hardening, tracks back to her, and it’s this stubborn expression of his that she loathes.

She takes care to lean slowly onto his desk, to push stacks of papers on the side just to make ample room for her trespass, and, especially, to see that slight look of annoyance curl underneath his “Hokage mask.”  She sees the tension in his throat, like he’s about to snap just from her proximity, but, oh, no, it’s too late for him to swivel his little chair around.  No, not this time.  In a low whisper, she asks, “You suggest that we, the Hyuuga, are not doing our part?”

Blue storms against her own glare.  His jaw remains locked.  He’s not backing down, but he’s not defending himself, either, and she can imagine chipping into his very skin, slicing into the sinews of his frame until it all peels away...

Uzumaki Naruto, without the stupid titles that he wears as if to validate his existence.

“Hokage-sama?” she coos, and it’s with great satisfaction to see how much he hates it when she calls him that.  Once upon a time, perhaps not so long ago, she called him differently, but simple sentimentality doesn’t forgive the empty shell he’s become today.  “I give you my body, my life of service, and that’s still not enough?”

Discord stews within his eyes, uncertainty flashes plain as day across his expression, and within only a fraction of a second she remembers throwing herself between a pinned boy and a monster.

She laughs aloud, abruptly standing straight, and turns around to face Hanabi.

Her sister looks too amused by the rather overtly flirtatious exchange, and she’s secretly relieved that it appeared as only that.

Not an unwelcome trip down memory lane, just the scent of ashes from doused flames between two never-could-be’s.

“Hanabi, we’re done here.”  She hooks arms with her little sister and leads them back to the door.  A glance cast over her shoulder, and she’s only angrier at the sad man he’s become.  “The Hyuuga clan does not agree to your terms.  Change them.”

Hanabi is turning the handle when he interrupts their exit.

“Hinata, you know that you’ve done more than enough.”  His voice, low, is pitiful, and for a wild moment, she thinks to argue.

Never would she hold that time over his head.  Never would she ever think to guilt-trip him into favoring her clan, and so, she stands taller, intent on reframing this entire conversation as best she can.  “Well, that’s new,” she jokes in her sister’s direction.  “With the way these men carry on, I’ve been led to think they could never get enough of me.”

Hanabi’s jaw drops, and her hand flies up in mock modesty.  “Nee-sama!” she practically squeals.

She indulges Hanabi with a knowing smile.  “Let’s go.”

“Wait, Hinata-”

“See?” she sighs in exaggerated exasperation.  “Hokage-sama, you can have more of me the next time you try to raise our taxes.  We have other, more important matters to attend to now.  Good bye.”

“Hinata, I’m seri-”

Shutting the door solidly, she tries to leave the dust of her feelings behind, too.

She knows...

He’s too proud to pick them up anyway.

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😱  This needs a second chapter!!!!!!!!!!  ***screaming*** I enjoyed writing this far longer tonight than I should have.

[ask-hyujerk]

Long haired Hinato?

Hot stuff bro.

[blushingwarrior]

Her head was lazily thrown back, exposing the pale skin of a delicate neck, shining with the remaining drops of water provided by the heated tub she'd dived into not too long ago, when lavender eyes snapped open. The thin veins grew along her cheek as she glared at the ceiling in total rage - the calm feeling so alien to the easily irritated Hyüga now fully gone. She grabbed the edge of the Jacuzzi and lifted herself up, unable to give two shits about her current nudity as she made her way to the hot springs' entrance. Honestly. This had to be the third time today some deprived hormonal dumbass interrupted her "me-time" to catch a glimpse of her naked. If only they were men enough to ask, maybe they wouldn't have to rely on the Byakugan to get her out of her clothes.

Frankly, the man was her cousin. It was gross. 

Angrily pulling the door open, Hinata, loud and pissed and not waiting to see who it was, began:

"You think you're gonna fucking spy on me and get away with it, you're dead wrong!" 

[lilacgreyy]

i've never tried an RTN!sasuhina before (modern au ;))

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[papabay]

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