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When phantom tail kicks in
I wish I could become a Great Ape again. As a treat.
-non canon Saiyan kin
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Canon snoozes
The only place I could sleep in peace was my hideout. I made it in a mall me and the androids ransacked. I could sleep there. I could do whatever I wanted there without 17 and 18 bossing me around. Even after I ran away with Gohan, I would still go and sleep there. It was the thing I missed the most, when I eventually went back in time. I never found another place like it. Still wish I could live and sleep in a forgotten mall.
-Noncanon Saiyan (#🥀💥🎶)
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Legally obligated to take part in Canon Royale as a DBZ kin /j
I dunno, ruling out kintypes that arent fighters... The non-canon Saiyan is definitely top 3 (if not the winner), especially with Legendary Super Saiyan. I don't know how any of my other past lives would beat that. My other DBZ lives include a non-combat android and a medic, so the Saiyan's the only tried-and-true fighter.
Jack Rose was a powerful demigod, but Flow magic might not work to stop a Saiyan quickly enough (cant possess someone if they punch a hole through your chest first, and I swore off that kind of magic anyway). Doomguy's weapons work against the forces of Hell, but Saiyans aren't gonna see a scratch. Raiden's a mechanical samurai, but once again, not gonna scratch a Saiyan. Same goes for Killer Bean's two little pistols and Kinito's computer fuckery.
However... Assuming he can become God of Hyperdeath before the Saiyan obliterates him, maybe Asriel could win. And I suppose if you locked this Saiyan in an ever-changing enviroment meant to reflect his own grief, he'd lose his fucking mind. Little hard to say for sure who would win.
-Jack Rose (Just Dance), non-canon Saiyan (DBZ), Doomguy (DOOM), Raiden (Metal Gear), Killer Bean (Killer Bean Forever), Kinito (KinitoPET), Asriel Dreemur (Undertale), and the house (Myhouse.wad)
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Canonvinences: EATING. A true Saiyan should be able to eat more than this human body can handle. My hunger persists even though I would literally vomit if I tried to eat as much as I used to.
-noncanon Saiyan kin
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Can I get some snack or mealtime ideas for a Saiyan (from Dragon Ball) who loves red meat and fruit, and has a big appetite please? :3c
I’ll do my best!
Slow Cooker Thai Curried Beef
Shepherd’s Pie
Mini Philly Cheesesteaks
Blue Cheese and Pear Tartlets
Cranberry Nut Granola Bars
Banana Pancakes
I hope you enjoy! ~Shadow
Ah... I feel kind of awkward sending this out, but I'm questioning kin with some kind of Saiyan from Dragon Ball Z (or really the Dragon Ball series in general)? I haven't watched much so I don't really know who yet, if it's anyone canon at all... but if anyone would like to talk with me and help figure it out, it would be much appreciated! Just like this or reply with who you're kin with and I'll contact you.
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