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[petitemortality]

🎃HALLOWEEN SALE (18+)!🎃

Five freaky tales to keep you warm as the nights grow longer, featuring the goofy, the goopy, and the downright gruesome!

All titles featured in the sale are on 20% discount until November 1st, or you can pick them up as a bundle for just $10!

ON SALE NOW:

🌕 Lucky Little Lunatics: F/F/F/??? transformation / hunt and catch erotica

🧵 Bodysnatched: Halloween flavoured body-modding monsterfucker fun!

🦇 Sangfroid: F/F/M vampire BDSM with an icy heart

🚗 Passing Place: F/M trans cruising with a twist of The Twilight Zone

🌿 X-Breed: NB/???/??? alien plant erotica against a dense sci-fi backdrop

All FYF stories are a minimum of 5k words, in EPUB and PDF format. They also contain explicit sexual content, and are intended for 18+ audiences!

If that sounds like your thing, why not try out a story or two? Or treat yourself to the whole tricky bundle for only $10!

[adventuresofalgy]

As Algy flew around the garden in the snow, he noticed that the dead fir tree which had fallen in the big October storm looked particularly attractive in its fresh white coat.

In fact, the snowy quilt covering the tree trunk looked so very soft and inviting that Algy decided to rest on it for a while, as he wanted to admire the decorative effect of the snow on the other bushes and trees nearby.

However, the effect of the icy snow on his own tail feathers was rather less pleasing, and it wasn't long before Algy felt that although it might be desirable for a fluffy bird to maintain his sangfroid under most circumstances, there were definitely times when he wished his sang to be very much less froid…

[argotspeak]

It’s election night, and electricity, if not borderline hysteria, fills the air, mainly over the rivalry between the Sensible and Silly Parties. However, in one of the elections, there is a candidate who stands apart: the truly great Kevin Phillips-Bong (Terry Jones), of the Slightly Silly persuasion. As the anticipation becomes almost unbearable, the indomitable Phillips-Bong is supremely unperturbed. Even when his total is announced (a slightly less than might have been hoped for “Naught”), the preternatural composure and uncanny sangfroid of the immortal Kevin Phillips-Bong is something we'll likely never witness again in our lifetimes. An epoch-defining moment of the highest order.

[petitemortality]

FUCK YOURSELF FRIDAYS (18+): AUTUMN SEASON BUNDLE SALE!

You can now pick up all three Fuck Yourself Friday stories from Autumn 2024 for $9 $7 until the end of the winter!

Remy and Stefan play at intruders, a stitched-together party girl loses control of her libido (literally), and a vampire mistress pits her two human servants against each other. The Autumn season was all about dark desire and monstrous impulses!

Grab the Sept-Nov stories for just $7 until the end of February!

[evilcandide]

(dutifully) ok sir

[godrollsthedice]

Just because someone can be traced back to me via branches of a family tree doesn't mean I consider us related. Even Jesus was like, "Who are my brothers and sisters?" and I don't get what people don't understand about that.

[wordoftoday]

word of thursday, january 23rd, 2025

sangfroid

[noun]

1) self-possession or imperturbability especially under strain

[petitemortality]

do you have a favorite character from all your books?

Oooh, that's so hard to answer. FYF spans so many different kinds of story, it feels weird to weigh e.g. Bonerack the Cryptlord against Maya the Literature Student. Clearly I enjoy writing deeply pathetic men with one braincell (Lance, Luna), but I also really like sketching smaller characters who seem to have their own stuff going on independent of the story (Ingrid, Suki). Gun to my head, if I had to narrow it down...

Character I had the most fun writing: Bonerack the Cryptlord (Bodysnatched)*

Character I feel most affection towards: Maya (Shrinking Violet)

Character I'd be most tempted to bring back: Sol (Sangfroid)

Character who scores highest across all three of these categories combined, who I wil arbitrarily crown my favourite: Dom (Old Dog, New Trick)

* Honourable Mention to the boys from Meatheads because their dynamic was so much fun to write but 'these three guys together' is sort of cheating as an answer