#sarcastic post

[hellyesbro]

oh fuck! I have GOT to name my cat after japanese food!

[cuddytism]

on twitter you're not allowed to find an actor attractive you automatically stan them and agree with everything they have ever said in their life #true #real #factual

[dxlicateauricflame777]

Me in my mind once i encounter someone who likes hateful gossiping, extremely judgemental and spreads rumours :

[rabb1t0rhab1t]

Mutuals, common post lookers, and other tumblr users alike; I have changed my pfp. I know this is very shocking and important news and you might be thinking “how will we ever recover from this” but all will be alright. Soon you will recognize me by this pfp too, that is if I keep this exact pfp for as long as I had my other one LMAO.

[ghost-jester-sys]

ah yes of course the perisex cunt knows more than me. the intersex person.

uh huuuuhhhhhhh

[nouveau-riche-princess]

wow the LEADER of HAMAS is DEAD! surely, resistance in the palestine will end instantly and israel will be able to focus on murdering lebanese people

[daffeine]

Posting a lot about [Buddy Daddies]. Oh no, I hope this doesn’t turn into the creation of another side blog.

[problematic-faves-appreciation]

TW: Rape mention

Are you a writer who includes a variety of subject matter in your works — be it to flesh out the world you conceived, explore ideas, process trauma through fiction, evoke emotion in your readers, or simply for the funsies? After all, fiction isn't reality. Your story featuring a slasher killer did not chainsaw real people to death. So anything goes with fiction, right?

Disabuse yourself of those notions this instant, buster, the Quarry fandom's fiction police is here to lay down the law!

• You cannot put characters through traumatic sexual experiences without their consent! I don't care if they're fictional people: they matter more than you.

• No dark themes! Don't you know that depiction = endorsement? Moreover, romanticizing fictionalized depictions of immoral behavior means you want to experience it/carry it out in the real world.

For example: Yandere fans want to be stalked IRL, even though most people find stalkers terrifying.

• If an age gap between a couple passes the seven-year limit, it's an illegal age gap! It doesn't matter if they're both adults: a 50-year-old cannot be shipped with a 41-year-old. Their age difference makes the 41-year-old minor-coded!

• "Smut in stories must be vanilla," is what I'm getting from "smut is supposed to be with consent." No kinky shit, freaks!

Those are the rules! DNI if you disagree.

/S

My sarcastic post is based on more bad takes from the Quarry fandom. Like, what is it about this fandom that keeps attracting these people and their incredibly childish arguments?