#sassy remus

[movienerd22]

Harry and Remus meeting on the bridge.

Remus: you have your-

Harry: mothers eyes I know everyone tells me

Remus: I was going to say your father’s eyes. He had terrible eyesight aswell.

[missmarauderbvtches]

James to Sirius: are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Sirius: Ye-

Remus: Bold of you to assume he thinks

Sirius:

[shyturtlesalad]

Sirius: I learn about so many mental illnesses from my family. Maybe someday I'll grow up and have some.

Lily: No-

James: He's not wrong

Remus: Yes he is. He already has some.

[bigsarc]

James: Remus and Sirius, sitting in the tree K. I. S. S. I. N. G !

Remus: F. U. C. K. I. N. G.

[siriuslysirius0]

Sassy Remus!

Remus:Oh, wait, wait, I, I do know your ho? You talkin' 'bout, you talkin' 'bout Sirius? Nah, nah, nah, nah, you mean like, like, Sirius with the ass? Sirius with the, with the Motorbike? Shit, well Oops, baby Fuck up on your bitch, like oopsy daisy Never knew that was your boo, baby Sirius: *Is Proud*

[pistolbaee]

Remus knows how to play too

“ All the slytherin’s quidditch players had their hair dyed in bright red colors, but the prank hasn’t come from james or sirius”

Sirius: come on man! I won’t be mad, just tell me how you did it.

James: Ok, Sirius. I don’t know why you’re acting like that, but I know it was you, I just feel sad that you didn’t tell me.

Sirius: Mate, for Godric’s sake, if you tell me how did you do it I’ll give you 5 galleons, I HAVE TO DO THIS WITH MY FAMILY MAN.

Remus: Oh, it was quite simple, later I’ll give you the details, but I’ll take your money now

Sirius: ....

James:....

Remus: *winks*

Remus: *leave*

Sirius: *crying* I’m so in love

James: Me too mate, me too

[riddikuluslypotter]

Are you sorry?

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Remus wandered down Diagon alley with Lily, the two of them enjoying the warm sunshine, knowing it probably wouldn’t last long. They had both left their shopping trip for school supplies to the last possible minute, but had still managed to spend the day procrastinating with trips to the menagerie (”But it’s so cute Remus!” “You’re not buying a cat Lily, what would your parents say?”) and ice cream parlour (which ended with Remus learning to braid Lily’s long hair). As Remus always said, every friendship group needs at least one proactive friend. Unfortunately, this summer Peter was away with his family, so Lily and Remus had been left to (unsuccessfully) nag themselves.

The two friends were hunched over their list of required supplies when Remus suddenly found himself flat on his backside. He looked up, searching for the culprit that had run straight into him, knocking him over, and his eyes landed on a solid (ripped, who was Remus kidding) man, with shoulder length black hair and concerned eyes. Remus felt himself start to blush as he realised that he had been staring at the man (no, god) for much longer than was socially acceptable. His admiration of the man quickly evaporated when he yelled “Are you sorry!?” and ran past, leaving Remus sprawled on the cold cobblestones.

“What an arse!” Lily spat, as she helped her friend up. Remus supposed that maybe it had been his fault, after all he hadn’t been looking where he was going. Even so, the man’s beyond rude remark had shattered any illusions Remus had had upon first looking at him.

“Come on, let’s just go. We still have to grab some quills and your transfiguration book.” Remus reminded Lily, persuading her to leave the stranger alone instead of chasing after him and giving him a piece of her mind, as Remus suspected she wanted to. The redhead agreed (although still scowling), and the two headed off to finish their shopping.

Forty-five minutes later the pair had finished finding their supplies, with a couple of unexpected additions (“It’s a lolly shop, Lily! How can you expect me to go back to school without a suitable supply of chocolate!?”). They still had some daylight left, so they decided to head to a nearby café for some butterbeer. Remus found them a table while Lily went to grab the drinks, as the young bartender, James, frequently gave her free drinks (Lily often complained that this was sexist, but Remus knew she didn’t really mind, she liked James. Plus there was no way he was letting her ruin their free drinks!).

The young blonde had been sitting in the booth he had found for less than five minutes when he felt a tap on his shoulder, and turned to find the man from earlier looking at him rather guiltily.

“Hi.” the man said, although the outcome sounded like more of a question to Remus.

“You!” he accused angrily, glaring at the handsome (no, hideous, definitely not even slightly handsome) man standing in front of him.

“Sirius.”

“Of course I’m serious! You knocked me over and then yelled at me for it!”

“No, sorry, my name’s Sirius. And I truly am sorry about that.” The man, Sirius, replied. To his credit, he did look very apologetic, but Remus still had to wonder what could make someone act so rude to a complete stranger.

“You asked me if I was sorry. Why on earth should I be the sorry one?”

“No! I mean, yes, I did say that, but it’s not what I meant! I was trying to apologise!” Sirius looked desperate now, trying to apologise but once again struggling.

“In what universe would ‘are you sorry’ classify as an apology!?”

“I panicked! I swear, that’s not what I meant to say! I just, I wanted to ask if you were okay but then I thought I should probably say sorry and I got my words mixed up and said ‘are you sorry’, but I promise that’s not what I meant!” He was definitely desperate now, pleading with Remus to hear him out.

“Well couldn’t you have stayed to explain that?”

“Well, yes, but I panicked!”

“You panicked?”

“Yes!”

“Why?”

“Does it really matter why?”

“It does to me.”

“Because I’m very gay and you’re very attractive!”, Sirius blurted out loudly, causing the entire café to fall silent, all eyes resting on the two young men. Sirius covered his mouth with his hand, eyes wide, while Remus stared at him open mouthed, too shocked to say anything. Swearing under his breath, Sirius turned and practically ran out of the café, leaving Remus in shock for the second time that day.

“Did I miss something? I feel like I definitely missed something.” Lily stood next to the booth, holding two cups of butterbeer and looking incredibly confused.

“I have to go; I’ll text you later”. Remus gave Lily a quick hug before rushing after Sirius, leaving a still very confused Lily behind him.

After a few minutes of searching, Remus found Sirius sitting alone in a park, with his head in his hands.

“So you think I’m cute, huh?” Sirius jumped, turning so fast that Remus was sure he must have hurt his neck.

Sirius chuckled nervously, nodding his head. “Yeah, but I don’t really have much practice at asking guys out.”

“I’m shocked. Flabbergasted. Really, never would have been able to tell.” Remus deadpanned, smirking at the man in front of him.

“I thought you were really cute and I just got nervous!” Sirius was laughing too now, lightening the mood between the couple.

“No, you’re right. Insulting someone seems much more effective than just, oh I don’t know, asking them out?”

“I didn’t mean to insult you!”

“Well why don’t you try it again then?” At this Sirius looked nervous, until he glanced up at the taller man’s kind eyes and summoned his Gryffindor courage.

He cleared his throat and stood up just a little bit straighter. “Alright then. Would you like to go out some time? On a date I mean. With me. Damn it.” Sirius cursed, laughing with Remus at his ‘smooth’ flirting.

“I’d love to.”

“Really?”

“Don’t ruin it,” Remus laughed, taking a few steps towards Sirius, “Just kiss me already.”

[wolfstar-matriarch]

Sirius: Urg! I can't study anymore!

James: Pads, it's been 20 minutes.

Sirius: My head hurts!

Remus: That's just your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity.

James: Oh dang.