#satire comedy

[titlecards]

Polyester (1981), dir. John Waters

[askcthulhuthelibrarian]

I Really Should Start Charging for My Advice

Students cheating on tests, unholy rent prices, and insufferable customers, all events my cultists should be able to handle, but it is nice to feel needed.

[transgwender616]

Military propaganda when I was a kid: PROVE YOUR MANLIEST MAN TO EVER MAN BY TAKING THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE OF JOINING THE US MILITARY!

Military propaganda now: She was able to join the US military even though she's a female. How wholesome, inspiring and progressive.

[thering7days]

"Videodrome" (1983) is a science fiction horror film directed by David Cronenberg. The film delves into the world of media influence and technology, exploring how they can manipulate and distort reality. The story follows Max Renn, a television executive who stumbles upon a mysterious broadcast signal known as "Videodrome." As he becomes increasingly obsessed with the signal, it begins to alter his perception of reality, leading to disturbing and surreal transformations both mentally and physically.

The tagline "First It Controls Your Mind...Then It Destroys Your Body.." encapsulates the film's exploration of the dangerous intersection between media consumption and human consciousness. The film is renowned for its thought-provoking themes and Cronenberg's signature body horror elements.

[bubbleteaop]

Multiverse BEEF but it’s my favourite fandoms

I joined da trend… 🤭💅

[jefferoni-quotes]

Thomas Jefferson was a lesbian.

Want evidence? Here you go.

Magenta suits

Maticulous hair

Had a wife

Idk guys having a wife seems like something a lesbian would do

[tjinews]

Breaking News: How To Avoid Being Alien Abduction!

https://youtu.be/5OJWXX1mP_I

[johnnyrobish]

Jeff Bezos Claims National Enquirer Trying to Blackmail Him

Jeff Bezos Claims National Enquirer Trying to Blackmail Him:  In a blogpost on Medium, Amazon chief Jeff Bezos made a most atypical public disclosure - alleging that National Enquirer chief executive and longtime Trump friend David Pecker, is threatening to publish embarrassing nude photos if Bezos didn’t stop his own private investigator Gavin de Becker’s investigation of Pecker’s company.

So if I’m understanding all this correctly, a guy named David Pecker is threatening to publish pictures of Jeff Bezos’ pecker if he doesn’t stop an investigation by a private dick named de Becker?  Can this be real?  Gee, sounds like that Pecker must be a real prick! 

Now my question is, just who is the National Enquirer really threatening anyhow - Jeff Bezos or the rest of us?  I mean, who the hell wants to see Jeff Bezos in the nude?  That said, I’m sure there must be some people who would and Amazon is promising they will deliver them by Saturday if you are an Amazon Prime subscriber.

https://www.johnnyrobishcomedy.com