Dec 17, 2020
MY CHOIR TEACHER JUST SAID “IM GONNA COME FOR YOUR KNEECAPS” IM SCREAMING
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MY CHOIR TEACHER JUST SAID “IM GONNA COME FOR YOUR KNEECAPS” IM SCREAMING
Student: You need a snickers!
Teacher: I need a cigarette.
On the bus
Kid A: What happens if you don’t catch ‘em all?
Kid B: They kill you
School Quote
“When a mommy rat and a daddy rat love each other, they fuck and have a million babies.”
what if fairy tales were told backwards?
like, a prince kisses her & she freaking dies
alright todays school quote issss: "I'm so happy! There's a washed up whale carcass at the beach and all these sharks are coming to eat it so practice is cancelled! I've never been happier for sharks"
thats hjsdfklmfdsmk wild
*first meeting of psychology class*
Teacher: *to class* Why have you chosen psychology?
Me: *thinking* I can't tell them it's because of 'Hannibal' and that I want to learn how I can manipulate people, too...
My neighbor: I'm here, because I want to learn how I can manipulate people.
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
Alice Cooper