general crusader headcanons
He used art to cope with his PTSD after the whole thing with Dio, and he ended up developing a talent for it
He’s always loved the ocean, and he’s been collecting pretty seashells ever since he learned how to walk
He keeps them in a box on the top shelf of his room
He also gave one to Kakyoin, who treasures it with his life
Whenever he gets distracted in class, he draws on himself
It’s usually on his forearm where other people can’t say
If Kakyoin is there, he draws on him too
He draws lots of starfish
He uses his time stopping ability to appear in front of Polnareff at random times to scare him
He uses only one emoji and it’s this one 😎
He’s (kinda) trilingual: he speaks fluent Japanese and English, and basic Italian
Only because Grandma Suzi insisted
He has late-night movie and video game marathons with Kakyoin
They usually fall asleep cuddling on his bed
Joseph joins them whenever he’s over, and he covers them up whenever they pass out
He’s really, really clingy
He’s on the gay side of tiktok, and definitely sends Jotaro and Polnareff cursed tiktoks at 3am
Literally doesn’t not sleep half the time
He watches My Little Pony unironically
He sent a picture of a Rainbow Dash toy he found and put in a jar to Jotaro
Similarly to Jotaro, he’s very clingy
He says it’s probably because he never had friends as a kid
He lives his younger years through his 20
Listens to 100 Gecs and Slayyyter
He has a gecko named Paulie
He loves checkerboard everything, and literally has like... 12 pairs of checkered vans, all in different colors
He may be the ultimate memelord, but he’s also a huge softy
Sometimes, all he needs is a nice vibe sesh with the boys
Speaking of, platonic cuddles with the crusaders is one of his favorite things
Customizes almost everything he owns with acrylic paint
Had a huge MCR, and almost died when he found out they were making a comeback
Like Kakyoin, he’s addicted to tiktok
Unlike Kakyoin, he’s on straight tiktok
Made friendship bracelets for the crusaders
Got really excited when he found out they hadn’t taken them off after the fight with Dio
His hair is literally a brick from the amount of hairspray and gel he uses
The crusaders keep telling him he should leave it down every now and then
He insists that he can use it as a weapon, and then ran, hair first, into a window and broke it
He also gave himself a concussion but he leaves that part out whenever he talks about it
He definitely watched My Little Pony with Kak
He can Junko pose and uses it as an intimidation tactic
He really likes Doja Cat’s music, and his favorite song is Tia Tamera
Probably because his twins are big like Tia
He loves getting his nails done, and he drags Avdol with him so they can get matching designs
He is literally so gentle-
He really likes herbal teas
He and Joseph will go to little cafes and judge the teas on how relaxing they are
He keeps a picture of his chickens in his wallet
He has no idea how social media works
He makes jewelry in his free time
He’s kinda bad at technology but he tries
He listens to a lot of classic rock
He smells like butterscotch, maple, and burnt wood
He loves going random places, especially at night
I’m talking night drives, staying at fairs and malls until they close, etc.
He finds a lot of peace in the moon and the stars
He knows a lot of very random facts which he’ll say at very random times
For example, in the middle of boarding a plain, Avdol just goes, “Did you know that you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark?”
He refuses to eat anything containing chicken
Like, he’ll eat beef and pork, but never chicken
He definitely forgets he has hamon most of the time
Keeps Caesar’s headband with him at all times
He wanted to stay in touch with the crusaders after they all parted ways
He accidentally saved Polnareff’s contact name as ‘Polnarff’ and he blocked Joseph
He is definitely 1/3 gay and is not afraid to admit that
Once threw on the tequila dress for old times sake
Somehow, he dragged Jotaro into it
He almost got murked by his grandson that day
He was able to get a picture and now uses it for blackmail
Just ask him for something and he’ll make it to the best of his ability
He cooked for the crusaders a lot
He really likes flowers, and makes daisy chains and flower crowns
He used to do it for Holly when she was younger, and sometimes even for Jotaro when he asked
Let’s be honest, he still makes them for Jotaro
He probably makes them for the rest of the crusaders
Iggy ate his and Joseph got sad
He can’t sleep without a fan on most of the time