September is already coming to an end, which means I’m ready with a new reading list. I would have liked to read much more this month, but work, my own writing and life have been in the way, those bastards. I was hoping I could finish the two longfics I'm reading, but I'm not even close to finishing them, so I might as well post this list now that it’s the weekend.
I will try and tag the authors whose tumblr usernames I know, as usual, please tag anyone I might have missed. If you are a writer and want your work off any of my lists, or anyone who does, please let me know.
These fics will be added to The Nice and Accurate Lists of Di-42, Witch (when I have a bit of time to do it), so consider following my side blog for themed rec lists.
Last but not least, my customary reminder to not judge a fiction by the number of kudos it has, that’s what the Metatron would do and you know it. Please shower the authors with kudos, comments and love!
Enough chatting!
Here’s what I loved about
September’s Spectacular Fictions
WIPs:
Regrets, Choices & Other Things (A Reverse Trope Story), by @spectrallydistracted. Rated E, chapters 3/6.
I am LOVING this story! Human AU where Crowley and Aziraphale have known each other since uni and are business partners. When Crowley gets hit by a car he has amnesia (no other serious consequences) and accidentally reveals something about himself that he had kept secret from Aziraphale for all these years. This story has had a grip on my soul since the first line. I wouldn’t say it’s particularly angsty (not yet, anyway, but I know how the remaining three chapters will play out), but it’s got that undertone of missed opportunities and what-might-have-beens that always send me into a state of melancholy that I should dislike but love instead.
If You’ve Got To Goat, Then Goat With Style, by @beerok23. Rated E, chapters 2/16.
The squeal of excitement that left my mouth when I got (when I goat?) the notification email for this fic! One of my all time favourite versions of our duo is back in this human AU set after the events narrated in The Trouble With HELL. I understand you don’t need to have read HELL to enjoy this one, but why on earth would you choose not to? True crime podcasters Crowley and Aziraphale are back with even more banter, even more humour, even more innuendo, even more puns, even more feelings, and a brand new mystery to solve! Christmas has come early!
Better The Demon You Know, by HenriettaRHippo @henriettarhippo-hrh. Rated E, chapters 13/17.
Only four chapters to go and I already know I will miss this story dearly. Canon divergent AU where Crowley’s counterpart on earth is Sandalphon. In this universe there is no arrangement between an angel and a demon, no fraternising, no crepes in Paris or dining at the Ritz. That doesn’t mean that Crowley meant to discorporate Sandalphon. It was an accident. But Crowley is of course going to take credit for it. As a reward, Beelzebub gives Crowley an angel that Hell captured over 150 years ago, the angel Aziraphale.
This story is, so good. The angst is given (almost) entirely by circumstances that are out of Crowley or Aziraphake’s control and I’m so excited to see how they’ll overcome them. Great plot, deep feelings and good characterisation: fantastic fiction!
Do You Believe In Love Afterlife? By Letha. Rated E, chapters 14/40.
Ghost story human AU. Aziraphale moves into his new shop with living quarters upstairs. It doesn’t take long to realise that the shop is haunted by the ghost of the previous owner. This story is gentle, inventive and intriguing! I don’t want to spoil too much but let me say that the author is doing a truly great job at finding creative ways for a living human and a ghost to communicate. Great characterisation, sweet banter and just beauty and cosyness. Every new chapter is great!
Complete stories:
Easy, by mozbee. Rated M, 18k.
Delightful, cosy and romantic strangers to lovers human AU. Aziraphale stops off to spend the night at an inn in Tadfield on his way to his father's funeral. The next day they're snowed in. Guess who’s staying at the inn as well?
Self affirmation, blossoming love, humour and great side characters, I loved this story!
Something Missing, by @fishey-me. Rated T, 18k.
Post season 2 story with an interesting and original take on the book of life. When the angel Muriel asks Crowley for help because they think an angel has been murdered in heaven, Crowley thinks they are mistaken. Or are they?
I don't read many post season 2 fics, but I'm so glad I read this one. There's no blame being thrown around, everyone did and does what they have to do, there’s hope, there are promises, there's love, and Muriel is adorable, stubborn and clever.
Anchored, by @curiouspupsicle. Rated T, 71k.
Great human AU set in the world of international sailing competitions. The story opens with Aziraphale and Crowley competing against each other in a famous Sailboat Race, but there's a history between them that we get to discover chapter by chapter. This story features a fantastically confident and competent Aziraphale and a great Nina. It's really fun to see how Aziraphale and Crowley relate to the same problems in different ways. Virtually angst free and with a lovely happy ending!
At The Airport Terminal, by bearwonder. Rated E, 20k.
Lovely and heartwarming strangers to lovers human AU. Aziraphale is a cabin crew member on a plane where Crowley is a passenger. Narrated from an adorably flustered Crowley’s POV, we get to witness his unfiltered thoughts in all their glory! For all of their insecurities, I love how well and clearly they actually communicate in this fiction!
The Serpent’s Companion, by @waitingtobebroken. Rated T, 11k.
Ineffable wives human AU set in the 1800s. Aziraphale is a matchmaker who’s tasked to find a husband for beautiful, smart, stubborn Crowley. Ha! I love how the characterisation in this story; the external circumstances in which our heroines find themselves in are so very relatable to the canon circumstances, and the characters react in the way they would: Aziraphale loves and protects, Crowley loves and challenges the status quo. If you ask very very nicely, the author might be willing to tell you the ending they had imagined for one of the charming side characters, but you didn’t hear this from me.
One-shots and short stories:
All Bentleys, Great And Small, by @joyandotherstories. Rated G, 1,2k.
This human AU will put a huge smile on your face! Fluffy, adorable, heartwarming: I just want to hug this fic! Aziraphale is the owner of a pet supplies shop; Crowley finds a puppy and is in need of help and advice. I highly recommend it!
Good Days, by @naturallyteal. Rated T, 3k.
A lovely and tender story about what happens to the demon Josh after the second coming. I have a soft spot for the demon Josh and I was so happy to imagine his future the way it's narrated in this fiction. I felt he was vindicated!
Human Bonding Rituals As Emulated By An Ethereal/Occult Dyad, by graywings @smua70. Rated T, 1,2k.
Hilarious crack fic! It is narrated in the form of a study by God, Almighty; Christ, Jesus; Spirit, Holy on whether Aziraphale and Crowley are displaying human-like courting behaviour during their meeting in 1793. I laughed from the first word to the last, including the notes!
Crowley Has A Volvo, by @savyl (Aerenii). Rated M, 2k.
This is the most hilarious crack fic you’ll ever read. I was howling with laughter to the point that my husband had to come from the other room to check that I was OK. Judging by some of the comments I wasn’t the only one. At some point I had to stop reading because I couldn’t see anything through the tears (of laughter). Trust me. Aziraphale and Crowley are aware that the humans can manipulate their lives and create adventures for them. It’s usually harmless, enjoyable, even. But this time the human writing their story has made an uncomfortable typo.
Daisy Bell, by @thinkinginscripts. Rated G, 2k.
This is such a tender and romantic in-universe fiction! The author captures Aziraphale and Crowley’s voices perfectly and their love for one another is so palpable. Set partly in 1925, partly in a post second coming future and inspired by a stunning piece of art, this story tells us of an angel, a demon and the beautiful moments they share and sore in their hearts. And, of curse, of bikes.
Guardian Angel: The Hot Line, by @itsscottiesstark. Rated T, 10k.
The vibes of this story are exactly what I’m after when reading fanfiction. That warm, cosy feeling that you’re cared for, that nothing bad can happen to you while you’re lost in the fic, that someone will wrap you up in a warm blanket and your hot chocolate will never get cold. Strangers to lovers human AU where Crowley wants to prank the operator of a sex line, but ends up calling a help line for queer people. No angst, all smiles and warm fuzzies. No fear, only happiness. I loved this so, so much!
Cherry Inferno, by badwolfgirlicouldkissyou. Rated T, 4k.
Delightful and funny strangers to lovers human AU. Crowley parks his ice cream van in front of Aziraphale’s bookshop. Flirt-bickering ensues. Great humour and creative banter. I loved Aziraphale’s inner thoughts!
Floating Through A Dark, Blue Sky, by AlwaysBeMyBaby @alwaysbemybae, AlwaysTuesdayToday @alwaystuesday, @shatteredwriters. Rated G, 6k.
A beautifully written and at times heartbreaking exchange of letters between Aziraphale and Crowley from 1827 to 1967, with beautiful artwork by AlwaysTuesdayToday. Some of the letters were sent, others remained unsent and the stark difference in tone between the sent and unsent letters is heartshattering. The writers do a magnificent job of taking all the deep feelings running through the unsent letters, whether they are love or anger, boldness or fear, and disguise them as a business-like conversation in the sent letters. Some truly poetic moments in this fiction, I highly recommend it.
Akrasia, by @depraveddame. Rated E, 666 words.
Super hot human AU. It doesn’t waste any time, goes straight to the point, but also allows for self deprecation and self doubt. Akrasia indeed. I loved it!
On The Tops Of Buses, by WaitingToBeBroken. Rated T, 3k.
Adorable outsider POV human AU. Andy is half asleep when she gets on her 8am bus on a Saturday. She just wants to run her errands and then go back to bed. She certainly doesn’t mean to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two people sitting a few rows behind her. If only they weren’t such a cute couple, it would be much easier to just focus on the trees outside. Great humour and characterisation as we have come to expect from this wonderful writer!
My own Never Gonna Fall For, rated T, 8k.
Friends to lovers human AU inspired by a David Bowie song that wouldn’t leave me alone until I had our Ineffables dance to it. A bit of short lived angst with a fluffy happy ending. After breaking up with his emotionally abusive ex, Aziraphale is never going to fall in love again. He’s very happy with being alone, with not having to compromise or mould himself into something he’s not for someone else’s sake. And if sometimes it feels like his best friend Crowley might want something more, he’s certainly imagining things.
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