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Steve: Well, don't expect us to be too impressed... Bucky: Yeah, we just saw Tony Stark in his underwear.

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Infinity War

Tony: [points to Steve] Fuck you. Tony: [points to Natasha] Fuck you. Tony: [points to Wanda] Fuck you. Tony: [points to Bucky] Your arm is cool. Tony: [points to Clint] and fuck you. I’m out.

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Bucky: [talking about Peter] I swear, the kid gets more and more like you every day. Tony: What, you mean more attractive, sweet and... devilishly charming? Bucky: No, he's driving me crazy.

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Tony: You weren’t able to talk sense into him? Bucky: Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death. Tony: I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.

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Bucky: Anybody see you come in here? Tony: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, M16. Oh, and the EIB. Bucky: [frowning] EIB? Tony: Everyone in the building,

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Tony: [hugs Bucky from behind] I love you. Tony: [whispers into Bucky’s ear] But if you ever drink my coffee again, I will destroy you.

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[during a quarrel] Bucky: We're not done! Tony: I didn't know that. Bucky: You're with a guy who won't stop planning his future with you. He knows we'll end up together. If that scares you, tough! You'll have to deal with that. Tony: I will! Bucky: Good, because I love you! Tony: Oh, yeah? I love you too! Bucky: That's the first time we've said that! Tony: Yes, it is! Bucky: I'm gonna kiss you! Tony: You better!

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Bucky: [after T’Challa told Tony that he loves him] You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go over there, and I'm gonna kick his highness ass! Will you help me? Sam: Look, Barnes, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is the solution.