#incorrect stuckony

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Tony: Listen up, you super-powered disasters. I am a grown man. A genius. A billionaire. I will NOT be bullied into dating either of you.

Bucky: *smirking* So you’ll date both of us?

Tony: …

Steve: *grinning* That was way too easy.

Tony: *muttering* I need new friends.

Natasha: You need a wedding planner.

[monster-cock69]

tony: hey look its my boyfriend's husband

steve:

bucky:

bucky: i was actually gonna marry you too but I'll just take my ringpop and leave now

[tincanstark]

Steve: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked?

Tony: Even better!

Steve: Oh no.

Bucky, holding up a chicken: Here!

Tony: Her name is Larry!

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Natasha: [at gym, hands Tony a glass of water] Here, you need it.

Tony: Hm? Why?

Natasha: [pointing at super soldiers fighting shirtless] Because you’re so fucking thirsty.

[clarkestetler]

Bucky and Steve’s first kisses (always): Sweet, soft, nice. Full of love and safety and happiness

Tony and Steve’s first kisses (always): Angry, about to punch each other once they stop kissing, just as likely to stab each other as they are to bang each other

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Sam: So far, the bets are:

Clint says Tony caves in a week.

Nat says two weeks.

Thor says tomorrow.

Tony: WHY ARE YOU BETTING ON THIS?!

Bruce: *quietly* I said three days.

Tony: YOU TOO, BRUCE?!

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Steve: Tony, you should come with us to dinner.

Tony: No.

Bucky: We’ll pay.

Tony: Still no.

Natasha: It’s a date.

Tony: *choking* NATASHA.

Clint: *snorting* Man’s gonna short-circuit.

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Sam: Alright, so who would be the better boyfriend?

Steve: I’d be the reliable one. The protector.

Bucky: And I’d be the exciting one. Keep things fun.

Tony: I’M RIGHT HERE.

Sam: *ignoring him* What about the gift-giving skills?

Steve: Sentimental, meaningful gifts.

Bucky: Expensive and reckless gifts.

Tony: WHY IS THIS A PANEL DISCUSSION?!