the shadow fandub “Hey whats up its me” scene but its gaster instead of black doom and the soul instead of shadow:
Gaster: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY, WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP? IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Soul: STOOOOP!
Gaster: I- I don't know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term.
Susie: Kris!
Ralsei: (not here) I'm here too!
Gaster: Oh, your friends are here!
Noelle: What's going on?
Susie: We're here to help you, man! With what, I don't know, but I value our friendship!
Berdly: Jesus Christ, watch out for that son of a bitch!
Gaster: It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am The Devil from The Prophecy, so I don't know how well it's gonna work.
Soul: You motherfucker, you didn't let me finish!
Gaster: Uh-huh, go ahead.
Soul: I have all My Power in my hands-
[Gaster babbling loudly.]
Gaster: Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up. I'm the de- I don't care! I do not care! You don't understand, I came down here as a joke to have FUN! This is not- This means nothing to me! This means nothing to me, all right? You mean nothing to me! You and your little friends are fuckin' annoying! This is why I stay down in hell, this is why I punish sinners! I'm the good guy! Do you realize? I am the good guy here! I am the winner of- of everything! The Angel goes up and plays with all their little friends like, "Oh hey look, he donated to spider bake sale," yeah, whatever, fuckin'- I get to watch people! I get to poke people with bitter water all day! It's great, gimme those! (steals all the Save Files from Soul) You don't get those, you lost your stupid little privileges! Fuck you! Dipshit! (performs Chaos Control)
Susie: Uh!
Berdly: Oh, God!
Gaster: Go to space!
Gaster: Look, I can do this! I can do this any time I want!
Gaster: This is nothing to me! YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING THING!
Susie: Oh my God, he's fucking losing it entirely! I haven't seen this since, well...
Gaster: Why don't you answer my... tweets on your timeline? I'm- I have the sub badge, 12 months. You never acknowledged me, not even once. And I came here from the depths to have FUN with you! I'm your biggest fan! I've been with you since day one! I got first badge, I was your first subscriber! And you don't pay attention to me! I was with you through your vessel sequence, I was with you through your TV TIME POINTs, we went to ICE E., you got me the little parachuting trooper boy, and yet you won't acknowledge me! You still, just leave me in the dust every single day!
Soul: The dust?!
Berdly: The dust!
[Flashback]
Gaster: (flashback) So this thing, in 50 years, it's gonna be the best Soul in the world and it’s gonna be my friend, you said?
The Knight: (flashback) Yes, you built it specifically for them.
Gaster: (flashback) Wow, that's amazing!
The Knight: (flashback) Hopefully, it doesn't run off with a little purple girl. I promise it won't do that.
Gaster: (flashback) No. I- Nobody likes little purple girls, it's fine. Everything's gonna be fine.
The Knight: (flashback) Absolutely not.
