i posted this in the discord server im in but i decided to pretty up the format while going thru my drafts ✨
just saw something on twitter that said smth like “reverse hanahaki where u feel the urge to eat flowers when ur into someone” and now i’m giggling at the idea of david shoveling a handful of picked honeysuckles into his mouth while doing yard work and being absolutely disgusted in himself bc
A.) he just put old honeysuckles in his mouth
B.) he’s way more into angel than he expected
[see also: david: i do not like this person
also david: consumes four bouquets of their fav flower unconsciously]
david looking at his bank account while all of this is happening like i’m never gonna financially recover from this.
it’s also the urge to eat the other person’s favorite flower too so he’s got a half-chewed bouquet of [insert favorite flower] in the backseat of his truck and when he picks up angel after, they see it and ask what happened and now he’s fumbling to make an excuse
asher absolutely made fun of him for it the whole time they were in the flower shop bc the urge was so strong on the drive to a job that he couldn’t resist
both asher and milo find it highly amusing bc they went through it themselves (david’s the last to get into a relationship) and he’s feeling nearly humiliated by the way this dumb fucking urge to eat flowers is nearly bringing him to his knees
milo was the first to be struck with it and got even more shit from the pack and when he meets up with sweetheart, he can smell the flowers on them and they notice a stray petal fall out of his pocket when he goes to pay for something
angel and babe knew each other before meeting their respective boyfriends so babe comes over to angels place and sees the flowers in their fridge and immediately has to contain their giggles bc they know exactly what david’s feeling
anyways even after a couple gets together, there’s always a small impulse that pops up in moments of intense love and adoration for their partner
