#sheeeesh

[hogans-heroes]

This man is built like a brick house goddamn

[pickle-and-beans]

OH LAWD HE CHOMPIN

[drawlien]

uhhhh.... weeeeellllll -

[kamiflix]

well good afternoon to you guys too! 😳

i quite literally never imagined i’d get this far after the many, manyy ups ‘n downs my accounts have been through & yet, here we are!

im honored to have so many of you following me and i couldn’t be more thankful & grateful for each and every one of you <3

now is this the part where i flash u guys or what

[kenchann]

"you better be freakin yasashi when i roll for you headmage"

[joostpauze]

very very sexy

[thefantasticfivestros]

YORDAN GRAND SLAM

HE NOW LEADS IN EVERY TRIPLE CROWN CATEGORY!!

[lorelune]

thinking very hard about kaiser kidnapping you on this fine evening lore . haven't been able to stop thinking about since the ankle breaking debate

VIIIIC. he is such a basement wifer i fear. i think the scary thing about him too is like... he is such a Thinker. like if he plans on kidnapping you, it's going to be such a well thought out action. he's going to have his home set up just perfect so you have a place to stay that's out of the way (read: an essentially padded room to hold you until you Get it) and him and ness will have already sorted your personal affairs.

also like?? kaiser's interest in psychology. i knoooow he is fucking with your head and manipulating you Hard before he even kidnaps you. i really don't know with how much of it is 'kidnapping' and how much of it is kaiser asking you out to lunch, telling you that he needs to stop at home and grab something, inviting you into his home and simply never letting you leave. he's probably a little mean. he boxes you into your choices and makes you feel bad any time you try to decline his 'kindness'. it is really too easy to get you into his home and lock you in.

i do like... flip flop on how delusion of a yandere he is. once again he is Smart and so on the ball. i think he's aware of it on some level but his justification is crazzzy. i think that like... overall? good captor. he's a bit mean to you when you first get there (see previous post about breaking your ankles before you even know that you're kidnapped). but he does love you and he knows that he wants you to love him to. and you won't do that if you're sooo terrified of him. he conditions you very specifically. freak. i need him so bad