#shevni

[silentwalrus1]

shevni replied to your post “sorry if youve already been asked this but whats ur opinion on kidfics...”

i like the concept of kidfic but your criticism is very valid.the fiction children always ask questions that allow the parents to be sappy.what parent of young children has the time or energy to be sappy?stop looking at your husband all dreamy, your child is attempting to climb the one piece of furniture left in your house that could be slightly dangerous even though it hasn't even mastered walking yet, you should move and catch it before the wailing starts.

children. are. a. full. time. job. like yes it is fully possible to write a realistic engaging but not hideously detailed story where the main character/s have a child/children. but it is HARD. is the kid under the age of 10?? congrats, their 24/7 full time main goal in life is to fucking kill themselves while simultaneously destroying everything you own!! they are CONSTANTLY sick! if they aren’t actively sick they’re still fucking oozing!! they will still poop themselves at an age you will be BOGGLED by!! THEY! WILL! NOT! LEAVE! YOU! ALONE! PROTAGONIST MCHERO IS TRYING TO DATE? OH SURE IT’S NOT IMPOSSIBLE, BUT THEN YOU GOTTA GO INTO THE BABYSITTER AND THE BEDTIME AND THE OH BUT LITTLE BECKY HAS DANCE CLASS AND SHE’S LOST HER SHOES AGAIN AND INEXPLICABLY FLUSHED HER TUTU DOWN THE TOILET EVEN THOUGH SHE’S NINE GODDAMMN YEARS OLD AND ALSO NOW HAS LICE FROM GIRL SCOUT CAMP! SHE’S FAILING THIRD GODDAMN GRADE OR WHATEVER BECAUSE SHE REFUSES TO DO MATH OR IS BEING CYBERBULLIED ON NEOPETS OR SHE’S TOO BUSY MAKING SOME OTHER SNOTBRAT’S LIFE HELL BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE FUCKING VICIOUS NIGHTMARES WHO SCREAM AND SCREAM AND SCREAM AND THERE IS NOTHING. YOU. CAN. DO. EXCEPT PARENT THEM OUT OF IT

ONLY THERE’S NO PUNCHLINE

THAT’S IT

THAT’S JUST YOUR LIFE, FOR THE NEXT 20-ODD YEARS, NONSTOP, NO RETURN OPTION AND NO FUCKING DO OVERS FOR YOUR MISTAKES

so why would i want to read about that 

[lisa-in-the-sky]

(I saw you wanting to be asked about fic, sadly I only get around to do it now...) In your fic "Shut up and listen" (still a favorite of mine just because of the context..) Sam and Steve team up to dom the hell outta Bucky. What's your headcanon of the dynamic between Sam and Steve without Bucky? One sentence implies that Steve subs for Sam ("He wonders distantly about how bad it is how much he likes to make supersoldiers cry"), but do you see them switching?

YEAH i think they switch!! i have a tendency to write subby bottom steve, but i think both sam and steve go either way with that kind of stuff and they mostly enjoy pleasuring (and being pleasured by) the other - whether that means spanking or getting spanked. they are both true vers lmao. bucky in that particular universe is a very demanding sub so when they’re with him, they’ll both take a dominant role - which is safer anyway - but one might be more submissive to the other as well in those kinds of scenes.

steve and sam without bucky also do a lot more caring lol. like don’t get me wrong they’ll still make each other cry, but they also enjoy making love and being sappy and gay (fuckboy bucky, as you can probably guess, likes to pretend he doesn’t like that kind of stuff). and they do a lot more talking before and after a scene to make sure they’re safe and enjoying themselves and into it (that particular fic is not the best example of safe sane and consensual by any means and i should proooobably tag it that way oops). 

the role they take in a scene depends on their moods and what they need to get out of it, i think. steve is a high stress, high anxiety, melodramatic idiot with a guilt complex a mile wide, so some days he just really needs someone to make him stop being a bossy asshole carrying the weight of the world. but on the other hand, he is also a bossy punk with a heart too big for his own good so he really loves to take care of someone and give them what they need.

sam is more well adjusted by way of not being steve rogers, but he has his own demons and his own self-destructive/reckless tendencies and i think sometimes he needs to be reminded that he is loved and also gets to be taken care of. but he’s also deeply caring and compassionate and enjoys taking care of the people he’s close to in the ways that he can.

[gallusrostromegalus]

so I saw your post about wanting opposable toes and I wanted to tell you that for the past 15 years or so whenever I've concentrated on feeling my feet I felt like there were toes missing on the sides of my feet and it's the weirdest feeling ever. Whenever I told people they were just so perplexed though. This is the first time I've felt vaguely understood... like I don't think I would want them. But my body certainly misses them dearly. GHOST LIMBS

Huh.

See the thing about opposable toes is I mean like chimp feet where the “big” toe is effectively a thumb, not additional toes.  

But I can kinda see where you’re coming from with feeling like you should have extra parts that aren’t there.  I probably damaged my brain a bit as kid and since then I’ve been having on-and-off visual hallucinations and sometimes migraines will come with the feeling that I ought to have antlers growing out of my skull, or that my head has slightly disassembled and is now floating about eight inches to the right of the rest of me.  

That sounds really bad when I type it out but it’s not painful and it doesn’t bother me- it’s usually a sign the migraine is wrapping up now.

Then again I’ve never felt particularly attached to my flesh vessel and most of my gender dysphoria is part “If I woke up tomorrow with a different-sex body I’d be just fine with that” but also part “If I woke up tomorrow as an ever-changing semipermeable mass of shadow with innumerable eyes I’d be cool with that too.”

But as far as wanting/feeling different parts than what you came with, i’d say you were in good company.

[viperbranium]

How about Prompt 31 with SamSteve?? =) =) =) I thought you were all about Stucky for some reason, but that ot4 cuteness just now killed me ded...... *-*

Hahah oh boy, don’t get me wrong, I am, but I’m also all about a million other pairings, haha! I have so many ships I have an entire armada tbh… XD

The way you said “I love you.”

31. In awe, the first time you realised it.

Steve looksterrified and awestruck and confused all at once. For a few minutes he justsits there, mouth still slightly agape and his entire body so completely frozenin place that it doesn’t even look like he’s breathing. If he wasn’t a superhuman, Sam would worry.

“You what now?” Sam asks, miraculouslymanaging to keep the squeakiness in his voice to a bare minimum. In his head he’sfrantically going over everything again, because Steve is not acting like someone who just dropped the L-bomb on his friend,and Sam’s starting to panic over the possibility of having imagined the wholething.

Or, well…Not the whole thing. They’re still sittingat their favorite pub. The song Sam had been doing a terrible rendition of isstill playing. His abs still ache pleasantly from laughing so hard.

And Steveis still not talking.

“Steve?”Sam tries again, voice small.

That seemsto do the trick, at last. Steve blinks and huffs out something that’s bothself-deprecating and awed at the same time, and reaches out across the table tohold Sam’s hand in his.

“I loveyou,” he repeats, and it’s just like the first time he said it, setting Sam’sskin ablaze and sending electricity down his spine, but it’s also entirelydifferent. This time the words don’t just fall unbidden from his lips beforeSteve himself can even realize their meaning. This time he says it firmly,squeezing at his hand and staring right into Sam’s eyes like he’s daring him todoubt it for even a second. Steve lets out a shaky laugh and goes on, “God, ofcourse I love you. You’re smart and funny and brave and a goddamn asshole, butyou’re also the kindest person I’ve ever known. And gorgeous. Fuck, Sam, you’reso gorgeous. You’re fucking beautiful, and you were singing like an idiot andlaughing and I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to realize this but I reallywant to kiss you right now.”

His tone isfull of wonder and his stupidly blue eyes never leave Sam’s as he speaks, and hishand is warm and gentle even when it’s holding Sam’s tightly, like he neverwants to let him go. Sam doesn’t want him to ever let go, either.

He thinkshe should maybe feel embarrassed about the way he bolts up from his seat to leanacross the table and pull Steve down for a kiss, but it’s kind of hard to thinkwhen Steve’s kissing him back like this.

…

[The way you said “I love you.”]

[silentwalrus1]

shevni replied to your post “nadirmonkey replied to your post “shevni replied to your post ...”

man. my sister had an unplanned child when 24 and is now a single mom. this christmas one evening she just basically exploded. end situation? my mom trying to get the kid to sleep while my sister sobs into my shoulder about not wanting that much responsibility anymore. that kind of thing makes you think. even if I hadn't known due to much younger halfsisters

god, i’m so sorry, your sister is dealing like a champ. kids are insanely stressful even for couples with perfect support networks, finances & physical and mental prep. only an explosion??? listen i know for a stone cold fact if i was ever cornered into being a primary care provider for a kid you bet your ass my ONLY priority would be to get that kid into the shitty fucking foster system, because as terrible as it currently is it would be way the fuck better for the kid than me having to parent it

[lisa-in-the-sky]

@shevni​ asked me to do this for samsteve so

who’s the cuddler: steve initiates all cuddling, but sam doesn’t mind except when in the summer and his big dumb supersoldier body is too hot and sam thinks he’s gonna die because of it. but steve defs clings like a really large blonde koala at every opportunity. sam doesn’t stand a change at night in the summer, he always wakes up with steve wrapped around him and probably drooling

who makes the bed: probably both of them. mostly sam because steve didn’t really get real army training and then spent most of his time sleeping in barns in italy, but the army still has it’s effects

who wakes up first: they run together, but probably steve. they’re both light sleepers though, so once one of them gets up they both are. it’s okay, they drink coffee and make breakfast together :)

who has the weird taste in music: steve. and by weird i mean eclectic. like he made his list and sam was like “here’s what you gotta listen to” and that kind of soul/funk/jazz/r&b is definitely very sam. steve on the other hand took a little while to stop listening to big band and swing (and probably making himself sad) and then once he did he was like “WOW THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS” and he likes all of them. johnny cash, juanes, aretha franklin, broadway (his favorite is west side story), lorde, heart, the clash, keith urban (embarrassingly). he likes to sing honkytonk badonkadonk at sam and sam laughs every time because it’s super embarrassing but he does a shockingly good trace adkins impersonation, which is not something he should be proud of but definitely is. 

who is more protective: steeeeeeb. he worries a lot. but he also pulls a lot more super dumb stunts, so he doesn’t try to tell sam not to be reckless. (well, he maybe did once and sam just gave him a Look and steve had to concede.) anyway. it manifests more as steve’s usual “i’ll punch anyone in the face including myself.” so a little possessive and jealous maybe. 

who sings in the shower: flksdjfoaig both of them. they do show tune duets across the house/apartment. the acoustics of their bathroom are great. (see also: steve also really likes the acoustics of their bathroom when they’re showering together if you know what i mean ;))))

who cries during movies: HAHA umm i think both of them again!! i think they both cry during the really sad parts of the sad dramas that get the oscar noms every year. you know the ones. 

who spends the most while out shopping: steve grew up poor as hell so even though he now has more money than god, he will never be able to spend more money than sam, no matter how frugal sam is. those poor people habits never go away. honestly, sam probably does the shopping because it makes steve anxious. 

who kisses more roughly: s t e v e :) steve is either being aggressive or needy and either way he gets a little rough

who is more dominant: honestly i think they’re both switches, so neither. they can both be dominant or submissive, it just depends!

gets jealous the most: hah, again, steve. generally speaking, sam is the more laid back one, not that it’s difficult to be more laid back that steve rogers. 

one headcanon I have: they practice maneuvers with the shield and have a lot of fun and probably turned it into the world’s most extra game of ultimate frisbee. also, steve’s other attack ideas included “drop me on people from the air” and sam was like “do people really think you’re the greatest tactician of the century”

nicknames: sammy, flyboy, angel, probably something embarrassing about his butt. steve is mr rogers, grandpa, cutie, showoff, captain small ass

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 9/10 the only thing i ship harder is all caps

[lisa-in-the-sky]

37: Talk about your current WIPS (Writer Meme you recently reblogged) =)

i reblogged this and didn’t know anyone sent any asks because tumblr mobile is so great :’)

but the fire is so delightful: a goofy self-indulgent fake dating fic. steve and bucky pretend to date while visiting steve’s family for christmas. it’s exactly what it sounds like

zero summer: the monstrous beautiful baby that @queenmabscherzo​ and i created and are chipping away at. post apocalypse au. steve is a modern super soldier who gets frozen in 2016 and wakes up 300 years later. sam wilson is a badass rebel leader, the young avengers are his adopted family, the winter soldier terrorizes citizens, natasha is natasha and clint barton is a hoarder living in portland

a sequel to this porn fic: it’s uh...well a lot of people asked for it, surprisingly. i mean. idk if they were serious but the idea came to me so i started it. who wants a snippet??? *fishes for compliments*

a samstevebucky fic where sam is a high school teacher and two of his students are the children of single dads steve and bucky...who both start to court sam at the same time. without him knowing that they know each other. and that they’re competing. and that they work for the cia. oops? (based loosely on that movie This Means War if anyone ever saw that)

[bitchking-of-angmar]

@shevni Kinda like beard but in the wrong place, idk