i just love how the kerdly ship is either we forced Kris into it and they're so fucking pissed at us OR Kris is so insistent on going with the dude that the 'player' is so pissed at them like in one AU we ragebaited them so hard if we ever become physically seperate kris would beat the shit out of us- I mean Kris would beat the shit out of us in general but like I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE PLOT WHERE KRIS IS WITH BERDLY BECAUSE THEY GENUINELY LOVE HIM .
I want my player to be genuinely concerned over Kris choosing Berdly it is so fucking funny like, if the player wasn't cruel and won't force them to break up, THEY'RE JUST FOREVER STUCK. They don't hate berdly they just find him annoying (MIND YOU. BERDLY PISSED ME OFF SO BAD IN THE GAME SO I UNDERSTAND THE 'WHY KRIS WHY'' but the fandom made me grow to love this fuckass bird . I LEARNT ABOUT KRERDLY BEFORE ACTUALLY GETTING INTO PLAYING THE GAME. I love this crackfic. I used to jokingly ship them too but I ended up actually shipping them smh)
NO matter the universe it's ragebaiter & ragebaited x loser who's confused on why suddenly the mysterious kid has the "hots" for him
and depending on the plot, after a while in their relationship- Berdly opens up about his feelings regarding his relationships (whether it's like traumatic, or lonely or just overall strained) and his feelings toward Kris or any emotional big talk- both the player and kris feel sentimental and they both just accept the fact they now have a goofy, nerdy bird for a partner.
then we have like;
"do you want to have matching gamer shirts" berdly asks
scenario 1: Kris: DONT MAKE ME SAY YES YOU PIECE OF SH-- Player, speaking for Kris: sounds great babe
scenario 2: Player: omg pls don't agree thats so embarassing-- Kris: sounds great babe
Scenario 3: Player: get the [insert duo] Kris: sure babe lets get the [insert duo that's not the player's input] Player: fuck you kris
3RD SCENARIO IS THEY FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO TALK TO BERDLY . This 3rd scenario only applies if the player (cough me) likes Berdly enough to want to talk to him like he's our partner too (he's not . he's kris's)















