#ship headcannons

[storytime4me]

To all the Frexy fans out there....

What are your most favorite headcanon for those two dorks?

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I'll share one to start off:

Foxy forces Freddy to hang out in his cove so the others can leave Freddy alone for a few hours. They care for the others, but Freddy needs sleep and he is the only one allowed in Foxy’s cove with no charge. (Others in their group gotta pay to use Foxy’s cove.)

[mak-writes]

Graves/Makarov but make them NPD4NPD

Yes, I'm hyperfixated on Makarov now so he gets the NPD beam. Also note that I'm not doing this due to them being bad people, I'm only doing this because I have NPD and I like them so now I'm projecting it onto them. Don't come here telling me you think they have other disorders or wouldn't have NPD, idc, I'm playing with dolls rn

CW/TW — idk, toxic relationship ig, those two are terrible together but I love them, also like, homicidal thoughts and murder mention/suggested

Makarov and Graves both gaining supply from arguments and fights, but only from coming on top or "winning", so they're constantly butting heads, constantly fighting. People would think they hate eachother, and they do! But they also love eachother. It's a romantic type of hate

Makarov not needing as much attention as Graves, getting most of his supply already from just seeing his "work" and doing a "good job" with Konni and stuff. Graves meanwhile being the most attention seeking asshole ever, constantly prodding Makarov, constantly trying to start fights or banter but refusing to admit it's cause he wants attention

Both of them having a superiority complex and more often than not arguing over who is better. In their own internal hierarchies they are obviously at the top however they both put eachother above everyone else but below themselves. (So Makarov : himself , Graves , everyone else — Graves : himself , Makarov , Shadows , everyone else)

Makarov having his first narc crash in forever after he gets out of prison and Graves, who has probably had tons now, trying to help him through it reluctantly by giving him supply and praise (not without crying internally, Graves doesn't like praising people unless they've earned it and he feels awkward comforting people). Makarov refuses to acknowledge it again after this

Or alternatively Makarov having his first ever narc crash IN prison and having to force himself to "get it together" and to "push throughout" despite feeling genuinely horrible. He isn't fully aware it's a crash (infact I don't think he'd even know what a crash is) so not only does he not tell anyone but he doesn't even understand himself what happened other than he had some kind of mental drop and he hated it

Also Graves and Makarov bonding over demeaning other people and acknowledging how superior they are. This, of course, also ends in a fight because they can't talk about superiority without inevitably bringing up how they think they're better than the other. To put it simply they're shit talkers, Graves is the worst for it though

They both have homicidal thoughts but Graves is really good at holding them in and recognising them as irrational. Graves rarely ever acts on them. Makarov, however, does not consider them irrational and the second he starts to think those thoughts he usually ends up acting on them. He 100% sees no issue with this, to him if he thinks someone should die then they should, it's that simple to him. Graves usually tries to convince him not to, not cause he cares much for Makarov's men (who are usually the targets of this) or anything, but because he can recognise that killing off your own army is a dumbass idea. Graves however does care for his shadows and will fucking fight Makarov if he tries to kill one of them

[autisticbeanofoz]

From: Send me an Oz ship and I'll tell you...

Requested by: @paige-b-when-1

Ship: Dorothy x Ozma

What do I think of the ship? - Personally I love them, one of my top favorite Oz ships.

For Oz media, I appreciate that this ship, particularly as a wlw ship has managed to be around for awhile. Even though it takes a lot of digging you can even find it in some older Oz media, and it's slowly showing in more and more that are newer.

Fandom wise, I've been a lesbian in the fandom for awhile so I know in even the more LGBTQA+ spaces of fandoms, wlw are usually undermined some, and while this always tells me just to make more content for that ship, even though this one does suffer some from that I do appreciate seeing them being one of the more popular ships in, this side of the fandom at least.

I appreciate the fandom is open to exploring their relationship in every way from a pure, kid crush, to a deeper romantic relationship with them as adults.

For the more negative side, some people get weirdly offended by ships with these characters.

To which I say: 1. I love Oz, but yeah, I don't really give a damn about preserving that racist colonizer's world. Me wanting to indulge in more 14 based Oz media, even wishing there was more of it, is my preference. As you'll see in my Dark Oz media liking, I don't care too much if it's butchered (though personally I don't really like it when it's just clear a company is trying to take advantage of it's popularity with no love at all towards it). You'll find I've done a lot to Oz in my personal versions of it with my own work. But this is getting off topic and for another lengthy post.

2. In the plays, they're older, and Dorothy actually has a love interest, Sir Dashemoff Daily, Ozma sings a song about a past love interest.

So, yeah. I don't think it's an issue if they're either younger and it's a pure kid crush or exploring their relationship as a deeper romantic one with them as adults. (As long as it's done age appropriate to whatever ages they're in, obviously).

Do I think the ship could work? - I'm going to answer this in two ways and also kinda answering the next question with it.

In Baum's canon, so no theories, no additional canon or headcannons (aside from assuming the theory of their romantic interest is true) - Yes but I don't think it'd go too much farther then what is shown.

In my head they're about 12 when in the books. (In the idea that Dorothy was around 8 or 10 in the first book, then came back later and in later books when Baum's contradictions are getting worse he describes Ozma as about 15/16 and older then Dorothy...then again contradicts himself by saying she seems around Dorothy's age. So they're around 12-ish in my head).

For a continuation of book canon with nothing being added I think their crush remains, and they, stay together in that level. Always being close and each other's closest and most trusted. Maybe becoming aware of it and they can go to dances together and just, stay together. But then again in the books they're also kissing every chance they get so, maybe they already are.

For Oz media exploring more - And I'll go into this in dynamics, but in Oz media where they age and grow to adults. I do think it can work, because I see it as, their relationship would just progress from friendship to crush to a deep romantic relationship (I know I keep saying that but what I mean by that is a strong romantic relationship that can last that also has a strong friendship in it, as good lasting romantic relationships should).

Do I think they can make it in the long run? - Yes, answered this in the above question.

2-3 Headcannons for the ship? (Whatever the above thoughts are) -

Dorothy isn't big on the overall idea of getting dressed up for royal events, she only really does that for Ozma. The flip side of this is, as time goes on Dorothy will drag Ozma outside to play/have fun in the outdoors.

Ozma constantly tries to spoil Dorothy, who, appreciates the efforts but is still used to feeling like a farm girl rather then a princess.

Snuggles, lots of snuggles. Particularly after a journey or Ozma spending a great deal of time tending to her duties, they'll spend hours in Ozma's rooms telling each other about their day/adventure. Eventually leading to sleepover so they can continue talking into the night and ending up falling alseep on each other.

I really like to explore the idea mentioned in the books Dorothy is really who Ozma feels comfortable being herself with. So Dorothy is really of the very few who knows Ozma fully.

Additional since the last one didn't give a lot of details: The only actual way Dorothy has managed to send letters out of Oz is because of her relationship with Ozma, and Ozma's lack of ability to really say no to Dorothy if she thinks what she wants is mostly harmless.

How do I/Would I veiw the ship dynamic for them? - The type of relationship that starts from a deep and strong friendship that will eventually also bloom into a romantic one as well.

Also I kinda mentioned this in this post before, but in my Dorzma mind: We have our lovely fem trans Ozma with Dorothy, her farm girl gf.

At least one scenario for the ship. -

Cue me spending hours going over all my different stories to decide on just one or two to put in what I knew would already be a lengthy post. I also have way too many AU rambles that are either drafts or planned posts.

The thing about me making stories for this ship, being one of my favorites I've done everything from exploring them in Dark Oz type royal/fantasy dramas stories to cute and fluffy without experiencing much issues.

One idea I have is when we're doing that whole, they're older and Ozma is being given pressure to marry a royal, and she feels duty bound to do so even though by this point she had realized she secretly has feelings for Dorothy. A lot of your, regular royal soap opera drama, to not go on a full on ramble how this ends is pretty much it is realized Oz can make their own candidate for Ozma, and Dorothy, being both a princess and a hero of Oz is put up for it. (Though honestly she hadn't cared about all the technicalities). ~ This one is a little bit of a romantic drama and then fluffy one.

Another idea, in that other Oz media trope where Dorothy eventually leaves/forgets Oz, grows up and somehow ends up in a more modern world. (Or at least some years later from when she left) while all her past friends try to find her again, Ozma is one of the main people looking for Dorothy. And goes through some of the most pain when Dorothy returns without memory of her.

I think with this trope could be a good way too, as they go back and forth from the real world and Oz, let them explore their relationship on their own without their either royal or heroic ties. Also, introduce (or reintroduce for Ozma) each other to their world.

As Dorothy slowly regains her memory, and of course deal with whatever the threat to the overall plot is. Of course this will have a happy ending with them together. Maybe with each having a home in their own world, and Ozma makes regular visits to Dorothy.

Do I personally ship it? - Absolutely, it is of my two favorite ships in this entire fandom (with Scraps x Scarecrow) and one of my current favorite ships overall.

[rickety-house]

Janiteacher headcannons because I’m so awesome and cool

Roger thinks Teach’s hands are really soft

Roger often asks Teach to read to him since he can’t do it himself

Teach finds it funny that he takes up so little space, he’s js a little guy

Teach doesn’t mind how long his arms are, he’s very good at hugging

Teach gives him kisses on his baldass head

Roger insists on dancing with Teach (his loving wife!!!!!) a lot bc he likes to hear her heels click

Roger was never really liked drinking tea until he met Teach

Teach likes to compliment and flirt with Roger before he goes to work and then the lady has to be like “HEYY EARTH TO ROGGERRRR” bc he’s thinking about his wife TEHEHEHEHEHEH RUNS AWAY

They’re very “Somethin Stupid” by Frank Sinatra core

Roger has very cold hands and refuses to wear gloves bc none of them fit on his long ass fingers so Teach has to warm them up for him by holding his hand

Teach was very perplexed by Roger’s climbing abilities

He got a suit tailored to fit his body so he could ask her out on a fancy date

Roger notices every detail about Teach. He notices if she wears a different perfume, the sound of the different heels she wears, the touch of how soft her hair is depending on what shampoo she used, the taste of her different lipsticks when she kisses him, etc

[mistyechoes]

oK SO SHIP RANT (?) TIME

for naegami im just like imagining naegi just going fuck it and kissing togami and then he just. stands there. he blue screened. he's basically like:

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ok soudam (is that the ship name idk) i imagine souda always saying he likes Sonia because he is in complete denial of having a crush on gundham (or he just doesn't realize he's getting close to Sonia to get close to gundham, idk can't decide or spell)

komahina. it now owns my soul. i don't even know what to put here. it's just. wonderful. i guess i can talk about like the characters. so i now think of Nagito of having... basically all the health conditions? like chronic fatigue and stuff. and hajime is like really supportive of him and really scared for him as well. also before they go into a relationship hajime was like. a tsundere. ok done

band aid. basically ibuki likes writing songs for mikan and even tho they aren't... typical love songs mikan still really appreciates it. also i imagine ibuki just like. always yells. and one day she's tired of mikan being sad at herself cuz she feels like she hasn't done enough to help her and shes basically does really loud pep talks which consist of ibuki getting mikan to say good about herself and lots of yelling (not aggressively)

sakuraoi. it's. it's so cute. i love them both sm. (been imagining aoi in a suit. and it's wonderful. also. sakura in a dress. just. sakura. in a dress. yes) ok so they always work out together and just like always hang out on healthy dates and stuff and it's rly cute. like they have tea a lot, they go swimming and train and stuff.

ok that's all for now lol these weren't really rants just me and my headcannons and ships

[persona5butitsincorrect]

Just for some fun, how about you guys give me ships/characters in my ask box thingy and I'll write up some headcannons/general personal opinions on them if you want? I get that not what people are here for though so I get if not.

[leftdamnit]

My Avengers ship headcannons

Tony/Pepper

Pepper: Really, I just want Tony to be safe, happy and loved.

The Universe: Ha ha, yeah no. Pick two.

Pepper: *screams in frustration*

Tony:I make Pepper so unhappy, she deserves better than me, really.

Pepper:*throws up arms in despair and goes off to plot world domination so she can make people let Tony be happy*

Tony/Rhodes

Both:*snuggled on the couch wearing each other's clothes*

Rhodes:Remember that time we tried to date?

Tony:God yeah, that was a disaster

Everyone:But aren't you married?

Both:Yeah?

Everyone:.....

Tony/Steve

Tony:I love Steve. He is everything good and kind in the universe

Steve:I love Tony. He is all things bright and beautiful and my beacon of hope for the future.

The Universe: Here! Have a moral dilemma!

Both:*huge explosive argument with lots of pain and drama on both sides*

Everyone:Are Mom and Dad getting a divorce?

The Universe:I give the best presents

Tony/Loki

Tony:*eyes Loki*

Loki:*eyes Tony*

Both:I want to top.

Tony:...

Loki:...

Both: Fight you for it.

Everyone: Oh God we're doomed.

Tony/Thor

Thor:*meets Tony*

Tony:Hey, s'up?

Thor:*scoops Tony up and totes him around like a very intelligent and verbal purse dog*

Thor: I have only had a Tony Stark for one day but if anything ever happened to him I would destroy everything and then myself

Tony: Umm, Thor buddy can you put me down, maybe?

Tony/Clint

Tony: Must take care of my best birb and give him everything including my fragile broken heart.

Clint: How has this smol bean survived this long? Must protect.

Everyone else:Awww

Nat: This will end in tears and explosions

Both: Not ours, LOL

Tony/Bruce

Tony:*tries to have a conversation with Hulk*

Hulk:... Smash?

Tony:*tries to make an emotional connection with Hulk*

Hulk:*scoops Tony up and snuggles him like an armor plated bear*

Tony:*falls asleep*

***

Tony:*tries to have a conversation with Bruce*

Bruce:*excited Science bibble*

Tony:*tries to make an emotional connection with Bruce*

Bruce:*flees screaming into the night*

Tony:*tired sigh*

Tony/Nat

Tony: you ever think how awkward things would be if we'd had sex when we first met? *Tony is braiding her hair*

Nat:*scoffs* that was never going to happen kitten. * she is painting Tony's toenails*

Tony:okay good, I was kinda scared you might eat me after.

Nat: nah, you are old and would be tough and stringy.

Tony:offended! I am so offended! I am a tasty treat damnit!

Everyone else: WTF is this even?