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Finn not leading a massive stormtrooper rebellion and inspiring them to fight back against the First order who kidnapped and brainwashed them, will always be one of the most wasted potential arcs and plots in modern film history.
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As a someone with a classical studies degree, I find it exhausting that tumblr only has two modes whenever my area comes up:
1 incorrectly claiming someone couldn't have been black (Helen of Troy, various Roman emperors)
2 incorrectly claiming someone has to have been black (Dido, Cleopatra, the exact fucking same Roman emperors, the entirety of Rome)
So let's be clear: to the ancient Greeks and Romans, Libya, Egypt, etc above the Sahara were in their backyard, while the Nile gave them an easy trade route to Ethiopia and nearby sub-saharan African countries. But for majority of people, these places were still far enough away to be mythologised. Andd the exact fucking same is true of Europe, but with Britain being the hard to reach you need a boat place.
The difference is that Africa was viewed as civilized and full of noble enemies and trade partnera while North Western Europe was viewed as a primative backwater full of barbarians.
They also were right next to Asia minor, trading through them to Asia major. Alexander invaded India, Iran ("Persia") was working hard to prevent Rome and China from trading directly, etc.
They didn't know about the far north of Europe and Asia, the far south of Africa, the Americas, or Austalasia. But they knew, traded, and intermingled with the rest, but at the same time travel was a much longer and harder thing to do (hence why the sea and river routes were more known than the overland).
*Sighs tiredly* Okay. Let's do this. Why those examples?
Helen of Troy (actually of Sparta) was the daughter of a marriage between a Spartan (Greek) king - Tyndareus son of Oebalus and Gorgophone (Afro-Greek), daughter of Perseus (Greek) and Andromeda (Ethiopean) and an Aetolian woman - Princess/Queen Leda, in which the Spartan king got Cuckholded by Zeus. Leda's parentage and ancestry is all over the place, however one of the many possible parentages (the myths are all equally valid) is that she is daughter of Thestius of Pluron (in Aetolia) and Deidameia of Messenia (also in Aetolia), who was in turn daughter of Perieres (king of Messenia) and Gorgophone, daughter of Perseus (Greek) and Andromeda (of Ethiopia). Which means that according to some versions of the myths, Helen and Clytemnestra are mixed - mostly Greek, but still enough black to count.
Various Roman emperors: Ancient Rome was a trade hub and while the first group of Roman emperors - those born of old aristocratic families - were without a doubt 100% Italian, after people worked out they (and by they I mean the Praetorian Guard) could just assassinate an emperor and install their preferred general in his place? Well, Rome had this nifty thing where they avoided rebellions by never giving command to people from a region, and they had legions from all over their empire. Including Africa. So after being emperor became a game of biggest army and Praetorian guard rulette people of every ethnicity in the Roman empire (which stretched Europe, Africa, and Asia Minor) got to be emperor!
Septimus Severus: Speaking of Roman Emperors who may have been black. Septimus Severus was almost certainly mixed Libyan-Italian. His father Publius Septimius Geta was from a local family in Leptis Magna, a formerly Carthaginian city. Now. Carthage was a Phoenician colonial empire, but by the time Septimus lived there had been a lot of time for the Semetic-Phoenician population to intermingle with the local Libyan population. So while it's possible this family somehow was of only Phoenician ancestry, it's unlikely, especially with sources that say otherwise. Emperor Septimus' mother, meanwhile was Fulvia Pia - of one of the most illustrius families in Rome. Emperor Septimus was married to a Syrian woman and they had two sons Emperor Caracalla and Emperor Geta. A lot of people will tell you that the reason Geta's face is missing from ancient portraits is that "white people were trying to hide that he's black". This is bullshit conspiracy crack. Geta's face is missing from portrature because after he died, his brother Caracalla tried to have him removed from history. The (modern) term is Damnatio memoriae.
Dido: Did not exist. She was a propaganda character. The woman she was based on - the one who DID found Carthage? Elissa of Tyre. She was not black. She was not African. She was a fucking coloniser who fled from her Phoenician (Semetic - same ethno-linguistic group as Arabs, Arameans, Assyrians, Jews, Mandaeans, Samaritans and Amharic) kindgom in modern day Lebanon to steal and colonise part of modern Tunisia. And when a local king said hey, marry me and legitimise your rule in the area or I will conquer your new city? She killed herself.
Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator: Was a coloniser ruling over what was significantly racially segregated between the Maecedonian Greek ruling class (of which Cleopatra descended) and their native Egyptian subjects. The main push behind the idea of a black Cleopatra (one who would look nothing like the Cleopatra in all the images and texts describing her from her era) can be traced back to a guy named John Henrik Clarke, who repeatedly failed to correctly name members of Cleopatra's family, sited incorrect sources, straight up lied about sources (the Encyclopaedia Britannica has never claimed Cleopatra was black, Cleopatra is not in the New Testiment claiming to be black, etc) was a prominent afro-centerist. Which is a political movement/ view of history that started on the basis of fighting back against black people being written out of history (good) and quickly became "claim everyone important in history was secretly black and refuse any actual evidence" (it's been called euorcentrism in blackface for a reason and funnily enough it almost never celebrates actual black history and achievements, just tries to claim everyone else's as being that). In other words, the main push behind "Cleopatra was black" came from a guy in the 1890s who had a political axe to grind and wanted a figurehead - regardless of whether it was true or cultural appropriation. Moreover, since Rome had some anti-black racism and Augustus Caesar threw every believable accusation under the sun at Cleopatra: had she been black by way of being a black harem slave's bastard, we would never have heard the end of it in ancient texts. But she's never once accused of that.
In both Dido and Cleopatra's case, remember: if "she was queen of part of Africa" was enough to make someone black, then Victoria and Elizabeth were also black and if "born in africa" was enough to make someone black, the elongated muskrat would count.
Various Roman Emperors: You remember how I said that Roman Emperors could be of any ethnicity in the empire after the Praetorian Guard started shiskebabing emperors? Before that you had to be a Roman aristocrat from an old family - which meant ethnically Roman, which meant you either had olive skin, dark eyes, and dark hair if you had more Etruscan blood in you (Julius Caesar) or pale skinned blue-grey eyed and light brown haired if you had more Latin tribes blood in you (Augustus Caesar). There's a fucking reason we call having a nose with a prominent bridge and which looks curved or bent a Roman Nose. Incidentally, all portraiture of Cleopatra also shows her with this beak-like "aquiline"/Roman nose.
The Entirity of Rome: *sighs* This is back to the afrocentrism/racialised, usually racist propaganda again. No, Rome was not secretly a black paradise that the evil white univeristy professors covered up. No, northern African nations were not as dark as sub-saharan African peoples because the Sahara meant they traded more with European Mediterreanians and Arabs from Asia minor because yes, the Sahara was a desert in the times of Ancient Greece and Rome. It was not a beautiful freshwater sea. Every 20,000 years the Sahara switches from desert to savannah grassland and back because of the way the Earth moves. It was not an ocean that dried up. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling "there was once a perfect place for our superior race" but for black people instead of white. The real Ancient Rome was very much like modern London. Swap native population English for native population Italian and you've got the same setup; massive international port with a mix of people from all over its empire/former empire and the rest of the known world, but slight majority to native ethnic group. Fusion cuisine, merchants and travellers, those who chose to stay, those whose ancestors were forced to come, an average population that's Mediterreanan European but is massively mixed, Roman being in many ways more about your culture than your skintone. That's the real Rome. It was never all black or all white. It was briefly all olive and then they became a trade hub and started conquering people.
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i love how weird kids are. they make up the most bizarre stuff when left to their own devices and it's never what an adult would naively predict a kid would do in their imaginative play
my friend's 5 year old recently got a toy veterinary medicine set - it's super cool, like one of those mini play kitchens a lot of kids have, but it's set up to pretend to be a vet (it's this thing) - it has stuffed animals and things to weigh them, give them medicine, take x-rays, write on their charts, etc.
so this kid, who is five and to my knowledge has no experience in the administrative bureaucracy of modern healthcare, puts a stuffed pig named Piggy on the exam table. she pretends to draw blood from Piggy using a fake syringe, and the blood goes into a toy test tube vial that she calls "the resulter"
i'm playing with her, right, so i'm like, awesome, what are the results of Piggy's blood test? and she says "we have to send it to the scientists." so we send the vial to the scientists (put it in her bedroom) and when we get back to the vet playset i'm like awesome what did the scientists say? and she says they have not gotten back to us yet
so she rolls her eyes, exasperated, and says we have to call the scientists. she pretends to call them. apparently, they tell her that Piggy's blood test is "at the bottom of the list" and "we have to WAIT." she frowns. we wait a bit longer and call them back. they tell us it will be a while! she says we should go ask the scientists in person so we go back to her bedroom and she inquires at this imaginary lab, at which point the scientists yell at her and tell her now they will make us wait even longer!
keep in mind she is 100% directing this play. she is making all this up. she is fully in control of this game, and she has decided that what we are going to pretend is that we are dealing with this exhausting nonsense, not actually treating Piggy.
finally the blood tests come back. they are inconclusive. the scientists do not know what is wrong with Piggy. the little girl walks back to the stuffed pig on the exam table, sighs deeply, and says in a very serious voice "we can never help you."
i'm obsessed with this kid. when given complete control over a make believe scenario, instead of becoming the heroic rescuer administering effective cures, she is instead a beleaguered vet making multiple calls to an overworked lab only to be left unable to help her patient.
10/10 no notes. kids are amazing