#ship shitpost

[ishimondoshitposting]

I love these two and need it to be known through making stupid and mildly ooc content about them for the world to see

[arshell]

Some of mine and @zanixia 's ships in a nutshell.... Amaymon got it rough smh... xD Nebula, Symphony, and Caim belongs to Zanixia Aamon, Astaroth, and Amaymon belong to me Based on photo below cut:

I don't remember where I found this but I wished it was clearer to read the original artist's handle...

[fortemelody]

“what media shaped you as a person?” you see i could definitely say like a million different things that are completely normal but like also what if i told you it was the sonamy boom dating sim huh what would you do then huh

[smallturtlebomb]

i love yaoi guys ^_^

[artisticallygay]

[daeva-agas]

Nobubu, sometimes when you describe your dad it sounds like you’re talking about Hideyoshi tho :'D Please stop, your dad complex + Hide in general is weird 

(WEIRD FOR ME, I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND THE NOBU/HIDE SHIP BECAUSE OF NOBU’S DAD AND NOW I CANNOT REFER TO HIM BY NAME ANYMORE BECAUSE I CAN’T UNSEE THE HORRORS)

Whenever I have sane moments don’t ship them, my headcanon is that Nobu was the one who gave Hide the “Hide” kanji itself to pseudo adopt him as a “sworn brother” of sorts because he reminds him of Dad :v 

For shipping it’s the same, just with a weird slant. Also the heirloom sword that Nobubu gave Hide is very :V in this context.

Nobu actually has brothers whose name is Hide-something, after all. Hidetoshi, Hidetaka... I think there was a third one that I don’t remember of the top of my head (THERE’S 12 OF THEM GIVE ME A BREAK).

(in Volteg-universe it’s shown that Hideyoshi’s original name is Toukichirou, and I don’t think we ever did find out where the “Hide” came from. Probably is meant to be assumed that he just made it up himself)

[shychangling]

Donut grabbing Doc’s hand: I’m sorry I ever made fun of you for the O’malley thing. I understand now. Doc: what? Donut..  Genkins in the background maliciously laughing as he fills an ant farm with alcohol setting it on fire: Doc: oh... right.. that

[sherlolo-land]

Tag yourselves, we’re “What makes you think they could have met in uni? Do you even realize how much John is older than Sherlock?”

It’s called AU fanfiction. Meaning you can twist and bend the rules and have it so characters can be different ages, from different countries, have different professions, etc. 

Johnlock isn't everywhere because we “shove it down people’s throats.” It’s everywhere because it’s the most popular ship. That’s just the way it is. Don’t get butthurt because Johnlockers write more fics than you and outnumber every other ship by thousands. 

It’s fine if you ship Victor with Sherlock but stop bitching about other ships and fanfiction existing. No one is shoving anything down your throat. Or better yet. Let me introduce you to a handy little feature on AO3:

GO NUTS