#shitpost 1

[shellbuddies]

put those blinkers away buddy

[ask-dave-miller-dsaf]

Sportsy just shot 5 nerf gun ammo up my ass, I don't feel fuckin' natural. Is the damn puppet correct? I should neva' keep my guard down around sportsy. I think it's cuz I mentioned his papa around em'.

[crocordile]

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[ask-the-voltron-crew]

[repair-the-online-ecosystem]

What the fuck dude, don't take the old out of the man!

[thosetextsyouwannasendbutdont]

idk how dogs can just walk around, teetering on the edge of shitting when you can literally see that they're about to shit but they refuse to let it go until they get to the Perfect Spot™ meanwhile I'm over here about to shit myself the moment I realize I have to take a shit

[hottie2244]

Shoutout to eighth grade me when I drank an entire bottle of fireball, vomited so harshly that I ruptured my airway and had to be hospitalized for two weeks. Got grounded but damn was the memory worth it.

Psa

Don’t drink underage. Drink responsibly.

[everyonehailthesnail]

hail the snail