#shopping!

[lagt-duck]

Pigsy's 100% mortal customers AU

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Eheheheheh kiddos, also I think Mei's mom is super pretty

ALSO WHO IS EXCITED FOR SOME SHOPPING?

Man, I was running late for this one, this week has been... Tiring to say the least

Hopefully I am gonna manage to get ahead for the rest of the month since I should have more free time.

[bulkhummus]

:3

[ginger-at-last]

Oakay doc, so Tonnix has suggested (decided) that I should take MM on a shopping spree to get him new clothes. Soo, many questions.

1. Where is the nearest mall/shopping outlet with items of clothing

2. Can someone spot me money to get MM some clothes because I am broker than a panel of shattered glass

3. How long will it take for us to get there?

4. What, in your opinion, would look good on MM?

Right, so! nearest shopping mall that'll beee...not in Leadworth! We could take the old girl for a spin somewhere, she's been sitting still far too long and so have I!

Second question: short answer yes, I've got a group in London waiting for a magic trick that should earn us a good bit- if I remember to bring my fez for donations. Not long at all, time machine!

Er.... *He stops his pacing around the console room* No, I don't. You'll have to ask him. Probably something autumnal... oranges, a good hat, I don't know.

[radskull-69]

I told everyone I wouldn’t waste my money before my birthday (it’s next month) and I JUST bought some cottagecore yellow bedding, matress padding, and a spiderman hoodie..

Ughhhh my mum is gonna be PISSED (I literally have no money now-)

[miwachan2]

hes not entirely flustered but I hope this will do anyway :3c

also i hope its ok if this can count this as a (late) @wholesome-week ??

[killmewitharainbowknife]

Sooo...

We went out for a picnic with my family’s friends. And on the place we went to have this family get together, there is this nearby makeshift swing. Just a rope tied on a big branch.

We were on our way there. It was a long walk through the forest, so guess what my 5 foot fat ass did. ((Great guesses but all wrong, I climbed a tree to sit and escape. But this is not relevant to the story))

I didn’t really want to go, so I stayed last and so did this guy. This “guy” is actually 2-3 years younger than me, so note that this is not a romantic story.

So, I sat down on a nearby chopped tree on the way there and I thought he’d leave me but nope. He sat next to me.

I looked at him weirdly, he was fidgeting. He then blurted out “Can you give me dating advices??”

I wanted to say “Umm, kid. I’ve been single my whole life and I can’t fucking help you.” But no... I am a nice patient and understanding person, I’ll try and help.

I said “alright”

“Well you see... Im bi.”

The asking for dating tips technique. A not so good way to start your coming out because you genuinely scared me. But I’m proud of you, my rainbow child.

I then replied “Bruh... I’m bi too.”

Guess who I’m shopping with this weekend.

[the-rockstar-lestat]

Louis is not here and he's like 90% of my impulse control.