#short sirius

[hyyl18]

The phrases Sirius hears most often when people meet him in person:

OMG YOU ARE SO SHORT, I THOUGHT U WERE TALLER

Omg your hair is amazing what u use pls tell meeeee

You look like a AI...in a good way ofc

Your outfit is so fashion damn😝

your boyfriend looks like a dark romance protagonist😳❤️‍🔥

[jam3spott3r]

sirius: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

peter: *crouches down*

james: *kneels down*

remus: *sits on the floor*

sirius:

sirius: i hate all of you.

[lilyystarr]

‘sirius is canonically the tallest marauder!!’ actually he’s an inbred loser, i’ll make him short af if i want to

[inbetweenthechaos]

Team Tall Remus

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Good eclipse being shorter the the og eclipse and is able to be carried by everyone because there taller then him

Oh my god. Lunar just picks him up over his shoulder and carries him around, Good Eclipse just squeaks because he’s touch starved. KC, who claims this child, puts him on his shoulders and carries him around that way. Moon takes the cat approach and holds him under one arm and continues about his day. Sun holds him up like Simba and the Blood Twins hold him up by his neck drills in their mouth like a cat. Eclipse makes Solar Flare toss him up and catch him because he’s so smol and he likes seeing is inter-dimensional selves happy.

[sensenmaedchen]

why does everyone agree that remus is taller than sirius.

[wolfstarflowerpottstarchaser]

Short Sirius slander on my dash? A crime

[bekobler]

I have a headcannon that, yes indeed, Remus is freaking tall and Sirius is short and I love it, but like, when they where young, Sirius would tease Remus cause he was shorter, "hey tiny" "aw, do u need help reaching the potions on the that shelf?" And Remus would just frown and scoff (maybe blush). This went on until in fourth year, they are all getting on the Hogwarts Express to leave for the summer, and Remus has been having aching bones and then Sirius jokes "I would say they are growth spurt pains Moony, but I just can't imagine that happening" and Remus is annoyed but chuckles cause it's a little funny. Low and behold, summer has reached an end and Sirius and James and standing on platform nine and three quarters waiting for Remus and Petter while they talk. "Do you think Moony actually managed to grow over the summer?" James says thinking back to a letter from Remus mentioning having to buy new pants because he grew, "no, he was probably just exaggerating" Sirius mentioned with a smile. "Yeah, sorry James, I was just pulling on your leg in my last letter." Someone chuckles behind the pair. "Moony! How have yo-" and as Sirius turns, he is met with Remus Lupin (though only by an inch) who is taller than him. Sirius and James look as though they have just been slapped across the face. "Holy shit Moony!" James shouts "wh- I " Sirius stutters, "Merlin! You look as though your parents tied your hands to a branch and added weights to stretch you out!" James exclaims as he watches a broad smile stretch across Remus's face, and a blush stretch across Sirius's.

And so, from the moment they step onto the train, the teasing starts. Remus Lupin's long awaited revenge for all the teasing he got from Sirius, "hi short stuff" "aw, do you need help to get your luggage up on the rack?" And Sirius would just scowl and DEFINITELY blush. Also, Remus only gets taller and taller every year, and the teasing and blushing only gets worse.